Chioki Ianson

You yell at him, warn him off, make karate hands, and give him a firm shove on his meaty shoulder. And somehow, miraculously, he backs off. Your date looks at you with newfound admiration. You're the hero! What she doesn't know is that her harasser is a 28-year-old Malaysian named Shazaly Suleiman, and you hired him for exactly this moment.

You yell at him, warn him off, make karate hands, and give him a firm shove on his meaty shoulder. And somehow, miraculously, he backs off. Your date looks at you with newfound admiration. You're the hero! What she doesn't know is that her harasser is a 28-year-old Malaysian named Shazaly Suleiman, and you hired him for exactly this moment.

You yell at him, warn him off, make karate hands, and give him a firm shove on his meaty shoulder. And somehow, miraculously, he backs off. Your date looks at you with newfound admiration. You're the hero! What she doesn't know is that her harasser is a 28-year-old Malaysian named Shazaly Suleiman, and you hired him for exactly this moment.

Yes, Shazaly is a self-proclaimed villain for hire, and he recently started advertising his services on Facebook with the pitch line, are you tired of your partner thinking you are weak? For a reasonable fee, I can help you prove him wrong. Although there are some obvious public disturbance risks involved, our entrepreneur insists it's all harmless. Quote, it's all an act like WWE.

Yes, Shazaly is a self-proclaimed villain for hire, and he recently started advertising his services on Facebook with the pitch line, are you tired of your partner thinking you are weak? For a reasonable fee, I can help you prove him wrong. Although there are some obvious public disturbance risks involved, our entrepreneur insists it's all harmless. Quote, it's all an act like WWE.

Yes, Shazaly is a self-proclaimed villain for hire, and he recently started advertising his services on Facebook with the pitch line, are you tired of your partner thinking you are weak? For a reasonable fee, I can help you prove him wrong. Although there are some obvious public disturbance risks involved, our entrepreneur insists it's all harmless. Quote, it's all an act like WWE.

No one gets hurt. I am the only loser.

No one gets hurt. I am the only loser.

No one gets hurt. I am the only loser.

Just run around everywhere.

Just run around everywhere.

Just run around everywhere.

Because maybe my shark isn't friendly. Maybe my shark is the one that needs to be on the leash. Yeah, totally.

Because maybe my shark isn't friendly. Maybe my shark is the one that needs to be on the leash. Yeah, totally.

Because maybe my shark isn't friendly. Maybe my shark is the one that needs to be on the leash. Yeah, totally.

Like what wouldn't work? Is this a rash or something else?

Like what wouldn't work? Is this a rash or something else?

Like what wouldn't work? Is this a rash or something else?

Do that at the dog park? Yeah, all the time at the dog park. When I'm walking my shark. Can you help me hide this body?

Do that at the dog park? Yeah, all the time at the dog park. When I'm walking my shark. Can you help me hide this body?