Chloé
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Yeah, but that's a challenge, it's not like... Yeah, but it's a real thing.
You mean in China, when you were 20?
No, because I have the memory, my brother lived there for a year and when we went to see him in the markets, there were a lot of scorpions, things like that, to eat.
Yeah, I almost burped the next day. It was tough.
Ah yes, because the gendarmes, they have to know who gave. But why? Maybe not. Well yes, because otherwise we have to go and contact the people who have not paid, like you didn't pay for the canyons, you didn't participate.
No, because I put my name and I pay.
But it has changed, it's like Sumeria or something like that, it's super boring. But Lydia still exists, that's what I don't understand.
What is the etrenne? A gift for the beautiful parents.
Now, she makes hugs to her guardian, that's to tell you.
I thought you were going to say the king.
Welcome ! Thank you for the invitation !
Ah, no, the Christmas singers there. Ah yes, the Christmas carols.
Ah, j'ai donné ! T'as donné combien ?
Mais je savais pas ce truc et j'avais trop peur. Et du coup, j'ai pas osé ouvrir la porte, donc je lui ai glissé. I was like, yes, what is it? Who is it for? And I slipped on the board. I was so scared it was a scam.
No, I didn't have a calendar. He took my money and left.
Ah, but I saw that on TikTok, there is an American who lives in Paris, who bought this. He gave only 2 euros already.
I come to look for my drink. And he does the TikTok and it's like... Pay attention to this scam in Paris. And he bought it. I thought he was going to say, hell yeah, I want the firefighters calendar. And in fact, he thought it was going to be in the stadium. And he didn't say anything.
There was a mix of TikTok that I saw.
But you don't do that individually as a firefighter. You do your calendar all by yourself. It's like a service of, I don't know... No, there are some who organize for themselves.
Yes, but there's an entity that organizes that, right? The firemen, the fire chief.
I'm not talking about the good stuff. For me, it was the eboueurs.
No, but it was funny and it was like, oh, the GM of the Gen Z and all, except that now all corporations do that and serve too much. But no, I'm very sensitive to advertising. I don't have an example, but because we were talking about Pizza Hut, you make me a Pizza Hut in a movie, I'm going to order it.
I'm the best customer of all these companies.
Une boule de Noël. Pas une boule de Noël. C'est une boîte.
Chaussettes. Pas chaussettes. Est-ce que c'est un service ?
You'll never do it because... But it's sure there's something that exists like that, right?
It's just things you can delete. I had that on my computer before, and I couldn't delete it. On some sites. For example, at the time, I used to use Facebook.
No. On the thing I had at the time, it was impossible.
In addition, it's 4 euros in Happy Meal. No, now it's going up.
Well, your burger, you have to buy it.
But that's it. But even that's a little scary, because it's so shaped for us. But I think it's okay because our algorithm looks so much like us that we have cool information. But I think especially when you're younger, it can be super dangerous and you end up in absolutely horrible TikTok sites. But you only see that, so you're modeled like that. It's very scary.
For my little brother, I was too scared.
The best is just to swipe. As fast as possible. If you click on not interested, it's like... You're a bit too ignorant to not be interested. Yeah, okay.
Yeah. You see stories, whatever. Well, I know that the green stuff, it always appears first. Ah, okay. I look at it in priori.
Et on peut muter les gens sur Insta très facilement. Et du coup, t'as juste les gens que t'as envie de voir. C'est ça.
Et ça, je rêve d'avoir ça. I didn't fall for it at all, in the reels.
Yes, it's the same. TikTok is more funny. I feel like reels are more aesthetic.
Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh shit, I'm discovering this world.
Well, after, it's... I self-convince myself about my job. But it's true, too. I do it the day before, on TikTok. Yeah. It's a bit true.
And it's horrible. And in fact, I know that I could do these things, to leave him outside the room and all, but I don't want to. It's like stopping the club.
You can always go back to it. I'm going to get out of my room discreetly. I'm an adult, I do what I want. Who's going to stop me?
But it doesn't hurt you. No, that's it. In fact, maybe, I don't know, I'm in denial, but I think managing that well. There are moments where, if I'm too crazy, especially on Twitter, there, really, I cut and I'm going to see the real world.
But otherwise, I live it very well. And frankly, I compared my screen time with other influencers in the industry and I was like, really, it's okay.
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Did they make music with keyboard keys? No.
Yeah, well, it's the group, actually. It's the sisters.
First title uploaded on the networks?
Ah no, I was going to say it's Instagram. The guy, it's his dog. The first Instagram photo.
It tells me something. It's been a while. Birds?
C'est pas le mec avec son sabre laser ?
C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux. C'est en rapport avec des animaux, mais c'est pas filmé des animaux.
Ah, j'ai deux facettes, hein, pour me choper. Attention. Non, c'est une boisson, imaginez. À la sauce tomate. Alors, c'est à la sauce tomate, c'est même à la pizza. Eux, vraiment, ils le vendent comme ça. C'est du gazpacho. C'est mon enfer, en fait.
Louise, what is it that I see? I tapped pussy and I fell on a... Wait. A pussy, what is it? I remember the first time I was on a computer and what I did. It was for an exhibition on rabbits. I was with my dad and he showed me Wikipedia. And I thought it was internet for me, it was Wikipedia. Thanks to me, financed. It was my exhibition on rabbits.
We played pervert games. You were the pervert, and you had to take a picture in the shower of the girls without them seeing you. And if they saw you... We played like that, hidden in our room, I don't know how old... I don't know, 8 years old.
But he's a genius. But because at the time, it was with the phone.
Il remplace le raisin par la tomate ? C'est de la tomate fermentée, genre ?
That, we remember. Like, when it happened on Instagram, and I did one post per day, me.
With the big black and white filters. No, you know, the filters. No, like purple, a little sepia. Yeah, exactly.
I'm in my archives, because I didn't delete it. Ah, you archived it.
Yes, exactly, the white sides. No, I deleted it until a certain point, and then I archived it. My first archived photo dates back to 2013. But I know there was one. In a mirror, as you said.
Is it a physical thing? Yes. It's not like an image?
The Italian in my family was my grandmother and she died before I was born. So, shame.
With inflation, it's $29 today. So it's very, very expensive. Especially since it's broken, I remember. But as a collection item, it's not expensive.
People could guess that it was going to become mythical, you know?
No, but the same, I think it's one of the oldest.
There's a very specific subject. Damn.
Yeah, well, basically, Louise had proposed to me, there was an app that was coming out or that already existed. In short, she told me it's an app where you can do podcasts with friends, just for us. And I was already on the networks at that time. And I told Louise, let's do a real one. Because yes, we consume a lot of podcasts. We love to talk. We're a little funny.
And then I proposed to her and she was like, okay.
And the long format. Now everything is so short format, fast format. So to be able to express yourself on something a little important or a little deeper, it's complicated.
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I have two things. Go ahead, I beg you. First thing, it's a series called Shrinking. It's an Apple podcast series that I love, in particular. I've already talked about it, it's like... I don't know why I'm so touched by this series.
I know there's... Wait, can you repeat?
Yeah, it's a series that follows the life of three therapists. The main one is Jason Segel, and it's so good. And it's very touching, and it addresses important subjects, such as therapy, but in a light way. And it's funny, I find it very well written.
The girl, the neighbor, she also plays in Cougar Town, so it's possible.
It's true? I swear every ten minutes. But not necessarily sad, it's really...
His name is Paul. Yeah, there's only one old man.
And second, it's much more gloomy. It's a documentary called Paradise Lost. Oh !
The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. What's that?
It's a documentary, but it's crazy. It's true crime, so if you like it, there you go. But it's mostly because the doc was released in 1996, I think. And the murders that the documentary is about, it was a few years before, like three years before,
Et énorme trigger warning, le doc commence avec les vraies images des vrais corps des enfants.
Mais c'est juste genre les dix premières secondes.
Mais en fait, ce qui est fou, c'est que tout le doc, on a les vraies images, des vrais gens, des parents, dans le courtroom, comment on dit ?
Dans le tribunal. En fait, je ne sais pas comment HBO, ils ont négocié ça à l'époque. C'était avant, je ne sais pas, les lois. Mais genre, on a accès à tout. Et en fait, c'est fou. Et tu vois vraiment la campagne américaine. Et comment ils ont... It's a doc on this murder, and how the police... Framed. Framed. They made other kids wear hats. Without any evidence. Children on children.
Yeah, he's wearing black t-shirts, so he's... Logical.
Yeah. No, and it's really... I mean, it's one of the docs. It's the doc, I think, the craziest I've ever seen.
The last one was released in 2020, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So, in fact, the best one is the first one, where you have all the information. And then it's catch-up, update. But it's...
And they have new ones, so they have more means because it has been hyper-mediaized. There are Facebook groups where they record money to get the best lawyers. And so, in the US, I don't know if it's all over the world, but in the US, the more money you have, the more you earn or not, it depends on the money you have for your lawyer. It's crazy how you see that law and justice can be manipulated.
You're just a little different and you end up in there and it's horrible.
It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max. It's on HBO Max.
No, no, no, it's really... In Japan, they like to do things like, in quotes, American, except that there's not at all that in America.
She's shy, that's it. She's hard to find.
We don't have an Insta account for the podcast. We have a TikTok account. It's in my bio. It's in your bio too. Go directly to our bio to find it. Because otherwise, it's a bit complicated.
But on YouTube now, before, when you typed hot girls, it was just asses.
Il n'y avait pas de warning, mais c'était juste les culs. Et maintenant, ça y est, nous sommes... On apparaît direct.
Disgusting. I want to puke. It's a little... I'm a little tempted. But it's a little eggnog. A thing based on... Duff.
I make a living, I don't have a microwave that turns.
I'm extremely rich, my kitchen turns.
It's for the distribution of heat, right?
I said, how do you say even? Ah, spread, well spread. Yeah, it's not spread. I don't know. That's why you have to tweak from time to time. I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe that's why it doesn't turn. I don't even know how to use it every time, it's a mess.
Ah, Chloé, you have something. I have something that I ate a lot when I was younger. I think it's Asian flavors, maybe they're seen weird here. But I made a toast, a slice of cheese, you know, the very plastic cheeses there, from the supermarket, and sugar.
But I didn't invent it. I think it's a thing that's done, or my mother invented it, I don't know. But I ate a lot of that, it was my taste, like, often.