Chris Addison

Two thumbs up.

What's great about the, please don't shave your pubes, is that it just speaks of endless months that these poor people have been going, it's blocked again.

It's blocked again.

LAUGHTER

Maybe they collected them all in like a massive bucket of pubes.

It's a communal shower.

I think the other people in the shower is a sort of extra bit on that sentence that it doesn't need.

What are you shaving your pubes for?

The sentence ends there.

That's where the sentence ends.

It just feels like, come on, guys, there's got to be other things that you could be doing that's better use of your time than shaving your pubes.

I just wait till the old ladies get there.

Then I do my weights.

Yeah, then I shave my pubes.

And you know, it's a nice community.

So occasionally I shave other people's pubes just so that they don't have to, you know.

You get a better perspective, don't you?

Get home about sort of 7.20, 7.30, something like that.

It's good, though, because then I genuinely feel like, okay, I've sort of beaten the day.

You know, I'm sort of used to being up early, having had children for as long as I have now.