Chris Cafero (as Reed Royal)

This year, it's in San Francisco.

This year, it's in San Francisco.

Yeah, he asked me not to say anything.

Yeah, he asked me not to say anything.

Oh, it's a lot to hold. Here, I'll hold them for you.

Oh, it's a lot to hold. Here, I'll hold them for you.

Thank you for the flowers. Sorry, being the center of attention triggers my freeze response. Like a rabbit. You're doing great. I don't think I am, actually.

Thank you for the flowers. Sorry, being the center of attention triggers my freeze response. Like a rabbit. You're doing great. I don't think I am, actually.

Oof, Easton's walking over here. That's not what I sounded like when I asked you to prom, is it? I don't think she's feeling it.

Oof, Easton's walking over here. That's not what I sounded like when I asked you to prom, is it? I don't think she's feeling it.

Yeah, that was crazy. We had to send a cease and desist.

Yeah, that was crazy. We had to send a cease and desist.

This is a perfect Saturday tradition. Let's do it forever? You're just sucking up to me because I have no friends. I'm your friend. Who else do you need?

This is a perfect Saturday tradition. Let's do it forever? You're just sucking up to me because I have no friends. I'm your friend. Who else do you need?