Chris Cody

If you're taking a photo of somebody, are you a 1, 2, 3, or 3, 2, 1? 3, 2, 1 for me. Yeah, see?

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I'm a J-Lo hater. It's canon.

Do you guys have different levels of shower? Because all dependent on what my activity was for the day take a different level of care in the shower.

Right. But if there's just like a day where like, all right, I showered the day before and all I've done is like run out to Publix. Then I just won't shower. Then I just won't shower. But if, you know, hey, I'm coming into work the next day or something like that, you know, you want to take a shower. But it's like, I'm not going to clean every crevice of my toes.

If I were an offensive lineman, I would. I did not say that. He's not an offensive lineman. He's a podcaster. That's also true.

Yeah, they've won seven in a row now. I think other than Detroit, I think they may be the best team in the league. It's a refreshing season when Patrick Mahomes is not given the MVP award. I don't think he's even in the top ten. This is an extraordinary season for Saquon Barkley. He could rush for 2,000 yards.

I'm just saying if you have a season where he's doing that and you don't have a quarterback having that extraordinary season, and you can make an argument for Josh Allen or whoever you want, I think it's absurd that he's 15th in the betting odds. That's all I'm saying.

Don Levitard. Ron, I can't walk around my house naked because I fear that the cat would be traumatized. Stugatz. Like if your cat or dog suddenly saw you nude walking around your house, how would they react to that?

Yeah. No, I do the same thing every week. Yo!

That's not right. That's what you do. Of course you would. I do the same thing every week with the Greg Cody Show podcast numbers. You know, I'm counting them. They're going up. They're rocketing.

It's good for your self-esteem. It does. You know what else is a thrill? Yeah. The day that when and it happens with every book, Dan, you don't know this, but it happens with every book that you write. You get a shipment, a box of 40 or 50 books arrives at your house. Yes. And you open that box and you see stacks of the book that you wrote. It's a thrill.

It really it was emotional when that happened to me. I'm serious.

We're obsessed with quarterbacks winning the MVP award. Saquon Barkley is the MVP of the NFL at this point. And you know where he is in the betting odds? About 14th or 15th. That's ridiculous.

Look at me, Louie.

I mean, you know, pick a game when he's actually the hero and a nice victory. I mean, come on.

Exactly right.

What up, guys? This is Cody from Tennessee. Look like a husky, Sergio Garcia. I've got a limited fake Billy Ray Cyrus for you. Whose balls are juiced?

all of which I actually think, for the most part, not maybe every single one that I outlined, but for the most part, are supremely talented and would have probably broken through in a day with more traditional methods, which I actually think Drewski's probably one of those. I think that guy could have been a star in any era.

Druski, I think, has writers for some of these bits, like the B.B. Hell thing. Or is he that funny? Well, he does a lot of great improv stuff, but he does also produce bits.

What do you think about Speed? Because when he goes to places, he's essentially been doing a world tour. And he's been going to South America. And he gets welcomings like he's the Beatles. Like he's Michael Jackson at parts. Like he has 36 viewers at a given moment on his live streams. There's video here of him showing up. I think this was in Peru. Yeah, it looks like it. Over here. Yeah, he is...

And also, this is a dude that a lot of people have doubted.

Understood. That's Peru, and this guy is still very early in his career. I was like anyone. I was hating on this guy initially, not getting it, and then I saw his stuff, wildly entertaining, and he's legit. He barely lost to Noah Lyles in a race.

You're not buying that?

That was like two days after doing all those consecutive backflips. This dude's like an athletic specimen.

I'm not saying Dan feels this way. I know that certain people in our audience feel this way that just don't mess at all with streamers. And some people may feel like from afar they just see isolated clips that that world isn't a true meritocracy. It is. It absolutely is. They're at the top of the chain because they are that much better than everybody else.

Yeah, now they have agents, but to get to that level, they were self-made, and I totally mess with it.

No, but the fact that he can offshoot and still back himself up – He jumped over a car. This was stuff that existed in a fake Kobe commercial. His dad was driving a sports car right at him, and he jumped over him. He is wildly entertaining. Did he jump over a car? Yeah. What are you laughing about, Cody? What are you laughing about?

And this is stuff that Americans totally take for granted, and they don't know what they don't know. These are American institutions that you can't exactly hit pause on to kind of figure out, where are my loyalists? And unfortunately, your mind travels almost immediately when you hear the news. Wait, does this have a top-down effect? Did something over the last few days cause this?

You can only help when you see all these things that you never really thought twice about in a given week kind of be front and center now in the headlines.

But you do have a disconnect, and I hope you see it. You're speaking about things that are relatively subjective. When you make the restaurant analogy, more than half of the country thinks that the restaurant sucks.

More than half the country thinks that these institutions that we may or may not take for granted are not actually working well, and they need sweeping change, and they want loyalists to who they voted for.

It is. But again, I could only get so mad because this is a promise made and a promise kept. This is what

Billy Corbett. It is plenty unnerving to say the least. And what Amin referenced and the moves along the chain of command, these are all data points as we all try to collectively figure out like, wait a second, this is bad. This didn't happen for a long time. Did it happen at all because of this chain of events that kickstarted 11 days ago? These are natural questions.

I sincerely hope not, because if so, then the messaging from the Democrats around the election is these are things that you take for granted. These are things that...

that are are fundamental to your american experience that help you get from point a to point b every day and it's a failure in communication like a lot of things were people you ask most people they think the economy is bad when the economy was good the stock market is bad when the stock market is good there was just a failure of communication from one side over the election cycle and that's all jeremy was trying to do dan he was trying to communicate

I just never used to ask myself, I wonder if the air traffic controller is a Republican or a Democrat. And if you read things in the news about buying out federal government workers rather than really put them through these loyalty tests as a means to kind of fast track to see where they stand on their loyalty is things that were outlined in Project 25 that seem to be coming to fruition.

Now you're going to start asking yourself that question. Is this person politically aligned or they're on merit? It's a different day and age. Yeah.

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Well, I think it's a really interesting day and age. I recently saw the Tom Green documentary, and it's weird when someone does their own documentary because they're usually self-involved anyways. This one really shapes it, but Tom Green being at the forefront of

kind of podcasting and anyone can be a star it really was eye-opening and i think we're at a at another cross-section here where you're starting to see people of legitimate influence i don't think there's a new mr beast mr beast is still chugging along he's still he's still mr beast for a reason but there are legitimate stars kaisenet uh druski speed oh

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a huge trophy for MLS. It's very difficult for MLS to win this trophy. It's historic. They're often facing off against a team from Liga Amekis, and they have very little luck. This is a crazy fixture list that Inter-Miami has here. Vancouver to Fort Lauderdale and back and forth is a pretty crazy thing.

And I'm happy you mentioned Inter-Miami because they made a couple of moves, potentially moves before moves, They got a lot of general allocation money back in return for a really popular player. It's hard to say club legend for a club that's been around so little, but Robert Taylor got moved yesterday. Bobby Balzac's a big-time... A big-time fan favorite.

Bobby Ballsacks had a flair for the dramatic, had timely goals, was a really good player. Parlayed his play over at Inter-Miami to a national team appearance for Finland, I believe, actually. So that's another thing that you can associate with Finland. Bobby Ballsacks.

Roz, how's Asia going to feel about Milwaukee? That's a different game.

Good or gold? Like if there's moves? If there's moves? You know what he means. He's available. He's interested. You know what he means. Bam Adebayo out of that way. He's not coming to 305.

She's gold.

It was Tony.

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I've played the video game. That's about my extent.

He's never seen James Bond. What's wrong with this guy? I've never seen a single James Bond. I've seen Austin Powers. That's the closest I've gotten to James Bond.

There's a buck coming.

I... Yes. That's what people are accusing him because his stats were so detailed and it wasn't just things you'd come off the cuff. He was prepped.

Why, thank you, Reese.

Was that David during that clip saying, I do that too?

Why'd it have to be snakes?

On cruise ships, they still play it.

He catches the date in the air.

No. Did you go watch it? No. Everyone goes to watch it. Come on. They get three couples up there. They get a young couple. They get a middle couple and then a really old couple. They're always so adorable. Did not happen.

Come on, I know you went to the sailing away party. No. Come on, up on deck 10. Bingo? I did not. White party? No, they went to bingo. I joined them late. You showed up late to bingo? I didn't know where they were. Just at the bow of the ship, like...

14.

Thank you.

Every one is just make a top ten.

I'm picturing a burglar doing a back in my day. Back in my day.

Goodfellas is the, I amuse you. I'm a clown. Is that that one? Are you asking? Yeah, I just get them mixed up. I get Casino, Goodfellas. They're all like the same actors. Pesci does kind of do the same thing in both of them. I amuse you.

That should have been all live. Fletch is great. 6'4", 6'8", with the afro. That's very true.

Doesn't everyone lock their cars always? That's the whole point, right? I always would.

You can fit a lot in that crack. I can get some stuff out of the crack.

Is this a different tweet if he takes out, all right, listen. If this just starts, I gave you a pass. I love that first sentence.

That's where the all right listen comes from.

We don't need a whole long story here. Sally Field.

I wanted you to throw a few more curveballs. I feel like you were just playing ball.

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Wow, everybody. We're back. Yeah. I love this segment, man.

On the 03 World Series team.

I, like, have a couple guesses that were Marlins and then Red Sox, but the Yankees. All right. I've got a player written down, but I'm not. Jeremy, who was your guess? I put Lenny Harris. Go ahead.

I mean, I'm wrong. I put Beckett.

I'm going to guess Brian Giles.

I'll guess Ty Wigington.

He was never an all-star with four teams.

God damn it.

Oh, this one's easy.

I had the same thing. That's not true. There was nothing on the paper. I definitely wasn't going to guess Joan Figgins. I got one. All right, Taylor. All right, I'm going to get one here.

Yeah, baby!

You should get this one.

Let me see. Did you write that down?

Damn it. Why'd you have to get that, Jeremy? Make the game interesting. Two. We don't know how this is going to go. Go for the content there.

It was Johnny Damon. Ha-ha! Keith Folk, though, I think he played for the Royals, A's.

I have something in my eye. I'm definitely not thinking. This is just me getting something out of my eye. Vernon Wells. Vernon Wells. It's Vernon Wells.

I never made an all-star game like that. I forgot about that.

100%.

A multi-time all-star who played for the White Sox. I mean, I'm not going to say the Big Hurt. That's literally the only name that's coming to my mind because I'm an idiot right now. I'm going to go with... Oh! I'll go with Paul Canerco. You mother effer. Jeremy, is that what you had? I had Paul Canerco.

Grave danger?

Look it up, Cody. It's the way it's said. I think great danger works, too. They both work.

No, no, it really is. It's a grave danger over here.

Yeah, he made the usual reference about me being prehistoric times. Dan, if I'm swimming in the ocean, I'm not an underwater human.

I hope I didn't bring this energy to this. I hope it wasn't me.

What happened in the second quarter when I left? Because when I left, we were up.

He's learning. He's learning to take responsibility. I got thumbs. That halftime speech must have been phenomenal.

Thank you. Thank you for noticing.

Good pass. I did this. I did the Dwayne Wade and then I just stared at the camera. Nothing like when the tertiary player needs some applause.

Juju, I don't think it's a bad idea. The only problem I could see with it is we get into, is that a dunk or not?

No wonder the lead dwindled when I was gone.

All right, this is like the other team hit a couple of threes and the lead has been eaten into. It's not. That's a troll's foot.

What? You called him Tito?

It was... I like how it was credit business. I think it was me.

I had nothing to do with it. They're playing volleyball at the rim and someone taps it and it goes up and they run back and...

If I say, what's a word processor? Oh, it's like Microsoft Word. I'm like, no, it was a machine. A machine called a word processor. What else we got?

It's absolutely a talent. Well, I guess it's not a talent because I can't practice it.

Let me tell you something. I'm going to tell you a story. This is now 10 years old, but 10 years ago, Steph Curry hadn't seen Peyton Full.

No, I'm going to tell you what surprises me. Seth Curry had. I'm like, how does that happen?

Shout out to Taylor.

Is he older than Perry Ellis? Because Perry Ellis is like 45 years old.

Roy's seen every movie ever.

Charlie, you do a show with Dominic. Have you ever seen Paid in Full? Did he make you watch it? Never even heard of it. Damn.

This has been awesome. Great show.

We won the series. We won, right?

I'm telling you what, the odds are out. And everybody knows that Pietro Parolin is the betting favorite to be the next Pope at plus 200. But I have to tell you, my sources within the Vatican, there's a groundswell, this is my sources, so I can't quote anybody, but there's an apparent groundswell of cardinal support for Let me see. I want to make sure I get this right.

Matteo Zubi at plus 600 is looking like a good bet right now to me. It's a crowded field. You want to bet the field if you can get that bet. Piero Batista Pizzaballa is another good guy to look at.

Two minutes for adding nothing. Dan, that's a cardinal sin. That is a cardinal sin. Thank you, Billy. Get out! I'm not making that name up. Get out. Pizza balla. Get out.

Oh, well.

Ich denke, mit Shador Sanders wird er einen Vorteil von der Angst haben, dass er so weit gefahren ist, wie man es vor einem Monat im Draft gedacht hat. Ich denke, wenn er schien, würde er es absolut töten, während des Minicamps, vor dem Trainingscamp. Ich denke, er wird plötzlich viele Schnaps mit den anderen Spielern bekommen.

You can get away with that.

If you're a Mel Kuyper? Oh, hell yes.

Ich denke, das ist absolut wahr. Ich meine, diese Nuts sind so, als ob sie einen Trainer sehen. Sie sehen Film, sie analysieren Film. I can imagine that in the build-up to the draft, Mel Kiper Jr. is probably talking to 15 or 20 sources a day, as is Diana Rossini, but at least she doesn't do a mock draft. But yeah, I think it's a crazy man's profession. I really do.

I ain't looking at film.

Appreciate that. Damn right. And you know it.

I could not. You would be laughed at wearing a mustard suit. I don't know.

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I mean, you can't just throw the Panthers aside. I mean, I know Juju's a Panthers fan too, so he gets to kind of latch on to that one too, but I'm a champion. So overall, I'm good right now. You give me one championship a season, and I'm good.

We're together.

Gus Malzahn has just been fired.

Okay, enough, enough, enough. Honestly, enough. I agree. Please stop. I don't want to hear my voice anymore either.

Gus Malzahn as a lyric, never as a song. You're on your bingo card? They've begun more pathetically than trying to give off the Christmas spirit with former Auburn coach Gus Malzahn. Gus Malzahn. That's former UCF coach now too, Daddo. I know, yes. The descent of his career. Offensive coordinator at FSU. Made a stop at UCF as he continues to get demoted.

I'm referring to the high times of Gus Malzahn. Back when his renegade two-minute offense was the talk of the town. Gus Malzahn.

Two, will you please get down? No. Two, will you please get down?