Chris Cote

is saying that if they're walking on the same side of the sidewalk, that you will physically attack Chris Greer.

That's what you're saying.

To the point that Chris Greer will regret even seeing you because it's on site.

That was my same takeaway, Zazz.

I don't like that story whatsoever.

And it feels like it's going to be the first of many.

Did you guys hear about the Petri dish of brain cells that reanimated and is now playing Doom?

You didn't hear about that?

There is brain cells that have been reanimated by scientists, and they are presently playing the Doom video game, the PC version.

Can you imagine whoever this person is whose brain cells have been reactivated?

They died.

And they're awake now, but they're in the Doom video game.

And they're fighting for their lives in hell.

But why couldn't it have been Madden?

It had to be Doom, a game that's literally in hell.

It's a first-person shooter.

He's shooting at demons.

His consciousness, or theirs, I don't want to assume, they're alive now after dying, and they're fighting off demons perpetually.

This is a hellscape for this person, a literal one.

Oh, stop.