Chris Distefano

Because here's the thing, dude. Because you're just saying that. I'm just like. Because here's the thing. First of all, I got scripture and I got crosses tattooed on my body. So you think you're going to go to heaven and be like, no, I'm part of you. I'm a soldier in the army of God. This is not prison, bro.

St. Peter knows what's up. I'm a soldier in the army of God. And I just feel that why Jesus wants us down here to just be us. He knows that, listen, I'm doing the right thing every day. I'm going to church. I'm taking, you know, I do the right thing by everybody. Treat everyone with kindness. Love everybody. You know, give everybody a little just soft kisses on the forehead. Just like this.

St. Peter knows what's up. I'm a soldier in the army of God. And I just feel that why Jesus wants us down here to just be us. He knows that, listen, I'm doing the right thing every day. I'm going to church. I'm taking, you know, I do the right thing by everybody. Treat everyone with kindness. Love everybody. You know, give everybody a little just soft kisses on the forehead. Just like this.

St. Peter knows what's up. I'm a soldier in the army of God. And I just feel that why Jesus wants us down here to just be us. He knows that, listen, I'm doing the right thing every day. I'm going to church. I'm taking, you know, I do the right thing by everybody. Treat everyone with kindness. Love everybody. You know, give everybody a little just soft kisses on the forehead. Just like this.

I do that. I'm nice to people. You know, I try to, you know, I give back. I volunteer my time. So I do the things I need to do. And then I think because of that, I get rewarded by Jesus says, like, just go. You know, I'm like John the Baptist. I just go and I go out there and I just preach the word and I baptize people with my comedy and I will eventually be beheaded.

I do that. I'm nice to people. You know, I try to, you know, I give back. I volunteer my time. So I do the things I need to do. And then I think because of that, I get rewarded by Jesus says, like, just go. You know, I'm like John the Baptist. I just go and I go out there and I just preach the word and I baptize people with my comedy and I will eventually be beheaded.

I do that. I'm nice to people. You know, I try to, you know, I give back. I volunteer my time. So I do the things I need to do. And then I think because of that, I get rewarded by Jesus says, like, just go. You know, I'm like John the Baptist. I just go and I go out there and I just preach the word and I baptize people with my comedy and I will eventually be beheaded.

so what brought you let's roll back here you know what brought you back to your faith what was that moment where you're like oh wow like this is my connecting moment with God um I when I had kids when I when I had my first daughter it's the first daughter when I first daughter is I started to think about it like a little bit more like hmm I should probably reconnect and because I was just 20 years of just an you know absolute pagan and so I was just like I can't

so what brought you let's roll back here you know what brought you back to your faith what was that moment where you're like oh wow like this is my connecting moment with God um I when I had kids when I when I had my first daughter it's the first daughter when I first daughter is I started to think about it like a little bit more like hmm I should probably reconnect and because I was just 20 years of just an you know absolute pagan and so I was just like I can't

so what brought you let's roll back here you know what brought you back to your faith what was that moment where you're like oh wow like this is my connecting moment with God um I when I had kids when I when I had my first daughter it's the first daughter when I first daughter is I started to think about it like a little bit more like hmm I should probably reconnect and because I was just 20 years of just an you know absolute pagan and so I was just like I can't

do that. And then, and then, but it didn't initially do it. And then when I had my second daughter, I was like, okay, now God more. Yes. Now, now, well, cause my first daughter was black. And so, and so, so, but my wife is white for both of them. So that was just, I don't know how that happened, but it happened.

do that. And then, and then, but it didn't initially do it. And then when I had my second daughter, I was like, okay, now God more. Yes. Now, now, well, cause my first daughter was black. And so, and so, so, but my wife is white for both of them. So that was just, I don't know how that happened, but it happened.

do that. And then, and then, but it didn't initially do it. And then when I had my second daughter, I was like, okay, now God more. Yes. Now, now, well, cause my first daughter was black. And so, and so, so, but my wife is white for both of them. So that was just, I don't know how that happened, but it happened.

And I love my child children and they just look different, but wait, this is, this is the joke, right?

And I love my child children and they just look different, but wait, this is, this is the joke, right?

And I love my child children and they just look different, but wait, this is, this is the joke, right?

Yes, my oldest daughter. But it's not because it is my child biologically. It's just my wife, she just has a condition. Not a condition, you know, but she's black. So your wife is black? No, my wife is white, Puerto Rican. But my first child is black. And it's just, I think you got Steve Nash. It just, it just happened. My second daughter is half white Puerto Rican.

Yes, my oldest daughter. But it's not because it is my child biologically. It's just my wife, she just has a condition. Not a condition, you know, but she's black. So your wife is black? No, my wife is white, Puerto Rican. But my first child is black. And it's just, I think you got Steve Nash. It just, it just happened. My second daughter is half white Puerto Rican.

Yes, my oldest daughter. But it's not because it is my child biologically. It's just my wife, she just has a condition. Not a condition, you know, but she's black. So your wife is black? No, my wife is white, Puerto Rican. But my first child is black. And it's just, I think you got Steve Nash. It just, it just happened. My second daughter is half white Puerto Rican.

My oldest daughter is just, she's, she's black. Yes. And, um, and so, so yeah, but that's, but it happened, you know, she's just, I just have a black child, but she is biologically mine. And my wife did not cheat on me.