Chris Distefano

Yeah. Hey, come here. Who's your dad?

Yeah. Hey, come here. Who's your dad?

No, dude.

No, dude.

No, dude.

That's literally my life. It's saying too much on stage or on a podcast, getting a call from a family member, getting yelled at, apologizing, saying, can I give you free tickets to the show? Do you want to go to dinner? Love you. I don't know what to do. But that literally is a part of my life where I'm like, how do I...

That's literally my life. It's saying too much on stage or on a podcast, getting a call from a family member, getting yelled at, apologizing, saying, can I give you free tickets to the show? Do you want to go to dinner? Love you. I don't know what to do. But that literally is a part of my life where I'm like, how do I...

That's literally my life. It's saying too much on stage or on a podcast, getting a call from a family member, getting yelled at, apologizing, saying, can I give you free tickets to the show? Do you want to go to dinner? Love you. I don't know what to do. But that literally is a part of my life where I'm like, how do I...

do my comedy, which is always about like, you know, my experiences and a lot of times talking about my family, but also not embarrass them and protect them and all that. And it's a difficult thing. I know even like my kids, like I talk about my kids, but I try, like, I'm not going to be the guy that does a bit about, you know, My daughter's first period or something. I just won't do it.

do my comedy, which is always about like, you know, my experiences and a lot of times talking about my family, but also not embarrass them and protect them and all that. And it's a difficult thing. I know even like my kids, like I talk about my kids, but I try, like, I'm not going to be the guy that does a bit about, you know, My daughter's first period or something. I just won't do it.

do my comedy, which is always about like, you know, my experiences and a lot of times talking about my family, but also not embarrass them and protect them and all that. And it's a difficult thing. I know even like my kids, like I talk about my kids, but I try, like, I'm not going to be the guy that does a bit about, you know, My daughter's first period or something. I just won't do it.

I'm just like, I'm not going to do something that could potentially embarrass them down the line. Some of the things I've already said and done will. I can't get around it. It's the internet. It's there forever. But I'm trying, moving forward, to be like, how can I... share stuff, funny stuff that is relatable, but not embarrass them or embarrass myself in the future.

I'm just like, I'm not going to do something that could potentially embarrass them down the line. Some of the things I've already said and done will. I can't get around it. It's the internet. It's there forever. But I'm trying, moving forward, to be like, how can I... share stuff, funny stuff that is relatable, but not embarrass them or embarrass myself in the future.

I'm just like, I'm not going to do something that could potentially embarrass them down the line. Some of the things I've already said and done will. I can't get around it. It's the internet. It's there forever. But I'm trying, moving forward, to be like, how can I... share stuff, funny stuff that is relatable, but not embarrass them or embarrass myself in the future.

But it's hard because I've just said, I've shot from the hip for so long that there's so much shit I've said. Like I've said so much shit that even like I have a sitcom right now in development, right? With a network, whatever, cool. And I've told them and I've told my agent, I'd be like, the amount of things that I've said Like, publicly, it's fucking crazy. It's all been in the name of comedy.

But it's hard because I've just said, I've shot from the hip for so long that there's so much shit I've said. Like I've said so much shit that even like I have a sitcom right now in development, right? With a network, whatever, cool. And I've told them and I've told my agent, I'd be like, the amount of things that I've said Like, publicly, it's fucking crazy. It's all been in the name of comedy.

But it's hard because I've just said, I've shot from the hip for so long that there's so much shit I've said. Like I've said so much shit that even like I have a sitcom right now in development, right? With a network, whatever, cool. And I've told them and I've told my agent, I'd be like, the amount of things that I've said Like, publicly, it's fucking crazy. It's all been in the name of comedy.

But, like, it's crazy how many things I've said. And they were like, okay, we'll look into it. And then they had an intern look into it. And then I was figuring they're going to take the sitcom away from me, which is like, fine, I'll just talk about it on my podcast. And they said there's actually... They believe that this network said that they're going to move forward with the show.

But, like, it's crazy how many things I've said. And they were like, okay, we'll look into it. And then they had an intern look into it. And then I was figuring they're going to take the sitcom away from me, which is like, fine, I'll just talk about it on my podcast. And they said there's actually... They believe that this network said that they're going to move forward with the show.

But, like, it's crazy how many things I've said. And they were like, okay, we'll look into it. And then they had an intern look into it. And then I was figuring they're going to take the sitcom away from me, which is like, fine, I'll just talk about it on my podcast. And they said there's actually... They believe that this network said that they're going to move forward with the show.