Chris Distefano

Well, that's going to come back. I'm going to bring my family to Phoenix. I would love that. And we're going to do ayahuasca. I don't love that. All right, we'll do peyote. Okay. I don't do drugs or alcohol, really. Well, imagine if you did. Wouldn't that be nuts? I would do them, though. I think you would just turn invisible. I would do that. I would try it, by the way. I would try.

I would try a drug. I don't need to right now, but I would in my life. Don't do it.

I would try a drug. I don't need to right now, but I would in my life. Don't do it.

I would try a drug. I don't need to right now, but I would in my life. Don't do it.

What am I going to say? What am I going to say to you guys? Well, I appreciate it. Um, if you want to, you know, you thought this was wild. If you want to hear like me fully, like I'm talking about out of my mind, out of control, go to patreon.com slash history hyenas. I have a history podcast with my good friend, Giannis Pappas, where we combine humor and history. And I love that.

What am I going to say? What am I going to say to you guys? Well, I appreciate it. Um, if you want to, you know, you thought this was wild. If you want to hear like me fully, like I'm talking about out of my mind, out of control, go to patreon.com slash history hyenas. I have a history podcast with my good friend, Giannis Pappas, where we combine humor and history. And I love that.

What am I going to say? What am I going to say to you guys? Well, I appreciate it. Um, if you want to, you know, you thought this was wild. If you want to hear like me fully, like I'm talking about out of my mind, out of control, go to patreon.com slash history hyenas. I have a history podcast with my good friend, Giannis Pappas, where we combine humor and history. And I love that.

I mean, the things that we say though, like if the network ever found the Patreon, then we'd be in trouble. Then, then I think they'd be like, okay, we can't now we can't do this one. patreon.com slash history hyenas. Come see me at Madison Square Garden, September 11, 2025. All my dates, christycomedy.com. And yeah, whatever you guys want to do, man.

I mean, the things that we say though, like if the network ever found the Patreon, then we'd be in trouble. Then, then I think they'd be like, okay, we can't now we can't do this one. patreon.com slash history hyenas. Come see me at Madison Square Garden, September 11, 2025. All my dates, christycomedy.com. And yeah, whatever you guys want to do, man.

I mean, the things that we say though, like if the network ever found the Patreon, then we'd be in trouble. Then, then I think they'd be like, okay, we can't now we can't do this one. patreon.com slash history hyenas. Come see me at Madison Square Garden, September 11, 2025. All my dates, christycomedy.com. And yeah, whatever you guys want to do, man.

I just, I mean, you know, in closing, what can I say? Give us Greenland or we kill you.

I just, I mean, you know, in closing, what can I say? Give us Greenland or we kill you.

I just, I mean, you know, in closing, what can I say? Give us Greenland or we kill you.

Let's complain to the guys in the booth about this.

Let's complain to the guys in the booth about this.

Let's complain to the guys in the booth about this.

Andrew's not here. So Andrew would be yelling at that? See, here's what's good about me and you doing the pod. I'll let you be you. I won't keep you in the cage.

Andrew's not here. So Andrew would be yelling at that? See, here's what's good about me and you doing the pod. I'll let you be you. I won't keep you in the cage.

Andrew's not here. So Andrew would be yelling at that? See, here's what's good about me and you doing the pod. I'll let you be you. I won't keep you in the cage.

Because when I do that, he doesn't like it. He doesn't like it.