Chris Distefano

He looked like a normal guy. Like Adrian Brody? Yeah.

He looked like if you combined Carlos and Fancy. Not Adrian Brody. The opposite. He looked like if you had a Carlos's penis and Fancy's pussy. So we go, I said, pelvic exam, okay. And so I go doing my little pelvic exam above the robe. And my boss says, no, you need to disrobe. He's given permission. And I said, oh, okay, sir.

He looked like if you combined Carlos and Fancy. Not Adrian Brody. The opposite. He looked like if you had a Carlos's penis and Fancy's pussy. So we go, I said, pelvic exam, okay. And so I go doing my little pelvic exam above the robe. And my boss says, no, you need to disrobe. He's given permission. And I said, oh, okay, sir.

He looked like if you combined Carlos and Fancy. Not Adrian Brody. The opposite. He looked like if you had a Carlos's penis and Fancy's pussy. So we go, I said, pelvic exam, okay. And so I go doing my little pelvic exam above the robe. And my boss says, no, you need to disrobe. He's given permission. And I said, oh, okay, sir.

no you're just real no I love it so I go so I get them in the proper position for a pelvic exam lay them down and it's like a you know very medical procedure or whatever yeah and I'm going to do it and I pull down and I go oh my god because you pull down and you see a penis you see the penis I see the top of the penis and then right off to the side this guy just a huge pussy coming off his thigh there's no way I swear to god you swear to god a huge pussy it doesn't work why would you go oh my god then because you don't expect to see a pussy on the inside of a guy's thigh you know what it's like

no you're just real no I love it so I go so I get them in the proper position for a pelvic exam lay them down and it's like a you know very medical procedure or whatever yeah and I'm going to do it and I pull down and I go oh my god because you pull down and you see a penis you see the penis I see the top of the penis and then right off to the side this guy just a huge pussy coming off his thigh there's no way I swear to god you swear to god a huge pussy it doesn't work why would you go oh my god then because you don't expect to see a pussy on the inside of a guy's thigh you know what it's like

no you're just real no I love it so I go so I get them in the proper position for a pelvic exam lay them down and it's like a you know very medical procedure or whatever yeah and I'm going to do it and I pull down and I go oh my god because you pull down and you see a penis you see the penis I see the top of the penis and then right off to the side this guy just a huge pussy coming off his thigh there's no way I swear to god you swear to god a huge pussy it doesn't work why would you go oh my god then because you don't expect to see a pussy on the inside of a guy's thigh you know what it's like

Yeah. So I saw it, and then these guys are fucking dying laughing. Were you laughing? Yeah, well, then I started to laugh. But I was like, what? You couldn't do that today. Imagine today trying to do that as like a goof where you just prank a hermaphrodite.

Yeah. So I saw it, and then these guys are fucking dying laughing. Were you laughing? Yeah, well, then I started to laugh. But I was like, what? You couldn't do that today. Imagine today trying to do that as like a goof where you just prank a hermaphrodite.

Yeah. So I saw it, and then these guys are fucking dying laughing. Were you laughing? Yeah, well, then I started to laugh. But I was like, what? You couldn't do that today. Imagine today trying to do that as like a goof where you just prank a hermaphrodite.

That's what I was thinking. She looks like she has the kind of vagina.

That's what I was thinking. She looks like she has the kind of vagina.

That's what I was thinking. She looks like she has the kind of vagina.

So you're saying you have a working vagina as a hermaphrodite? Yeah. You're you? You're fully you just with a vagina? Well, I could like half my face. Yeah. You know what I mean? Put makeup. Yeah. I would do it. I would do it. Because you know why? You're hairless. That's what I like. If you were a more hairy guy, I would say no, but I would fuck you. I would fuck you because you have no hair.

So you're saying you have a working vagina as a hermaphrodite? Yeah. You're you? You're fully you just with a vagina? Well, I could like half my face. Yeah. You know what I mean? Put makeup. Yeah. I would do it. I would do it. Because you know why? You're hairless. That's what I like. If you were a more hairy guy, I would say no, but I would fuck you. I would fuck you because you have no hair.

So you're saying you have a working vagina as a hermaphrodite? Yeah. You're you? You're fully you just with a vagina? Well, I could like half my face. Yeah. You know what I mean? Put makeup. Yeah. I would do it. I would do it. Because you know why? You're hairless. That's what I like. If you were a more hairy guy, I would say no, but I would fuck you. I would fuck you because you have no hair.

That's what I like about you. You're very, very, very hairless.

That's what I like about you. You're very, very, very hairless.

That's what I like about you. You're very, very, very hairless.

I don't have hair. No.