Chris Distefano

Because what I've done is I've committed to two people, Jasmine and this guy right here.

Because what I've done is I've committed to two people, Jasmine and this guy right here.

Yes. Oh, he's eaten so many bodies. A hundred percent. You know why I do it? Because I follow a strict keto diet. He's high protein. I ate his body, but yeah, I eat the body of Christ, the blood of Christ. I drink the blood. What is the body? Is it bread? I've never been to one of those things. It's the Holy Eucharist. It's a wafer that's been blessed by the priest, and it is the body of Christ.

Yes. Oh, he's eaten so many bodies. A hundred percent. You know why I do it? Because I follow a strict keto diet. He's high protein. I ate his body, but yeah, I eat the body of Christ, the blood of Christ. I drink the blood. What is the body? Is it bread? I've never been to one of those things. It's the Holy Eucharist. It's a wafer that's been blessed by the priest, and it is the body of Christ.

Yes. Oh, he's eaten so many bodies. A hundred percent. You know why I do it? Because I follow a strict keto diet. He's high protein. I ate his body, but yeah, I eat the body of Christ, the blood of Christ. I drink the blood. What is the body? Is it bread? I've never been to one of those things. It's the Holy Eucharist. It's a wafer that's been blessed by the priest, and it is the body of Christ.

It's a little wafer, and it's only about five calories, according to my fitness pal, so it will not break a fast. And then you drink the blood of Christ, which is wine, which is just Sutter Home wine from the liquor store.

It's a little wafer, and it's only about five calories, according to my fitness pal, so it will not break a fast. And then you drink the blood of Christ, which is wine, which is just Sutter Home wine from the liquor store.

It's a little wafer, and it's only about five calories, according to my fitness pal, so it will not break a fast. And then you drink the blood of Christ, which is wine, which is just Sutter Home wine from the liquor store.

I'm going to call Jazz and see if you can come.

I'm going to call Jazz and see if you can come.

I'm going to call Jazz and see if you can come.

Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, let's see. She doesn't, I think she literally looks at my call. She knows that like when I'm on the road, I'm very lonely and I need her and she looks at the call and hangs up.

Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, let's see. She doesn't, I think she literally looks at my call. She knows that like when I'm on the road, I'm very lonely and I need her and she looks at the call and hangs up.

Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, let's see. She doesn't, I think she literally looks at my call. She knows that like when I'm on the road, I'm very lonely and I need her and she looks at the call and hangs up.

Yeah, because I think, you know what it is? Because she's an old school woman. She thinks it's weak if I say I'm lonely and I'm depressed. Why don't you snap the fuck out of it and try to sell out your shows?

Yeah, because I think, you know what it is? Because she's an old school woman. She thinks it's weak if I say I'm lonely and I'm depressed. Why don't you snap the fuck out of it and try to sell out your shows?

Yeah, because I think, you know what it is? Because she's an old school woman. She thinks it's weak if I say I'm lonely and I'm depressed. Why don't you snap the fuck out of it and try to sell out your shows?

Because we need that money and I need a new tip.

Because we need that money and I need a new tip.

Because we need that money and I need a new tip.