Chris Farris

And he said, I probably shouldn't have because she doesn't even half the time even talk to me.

And when she does talk to me, she's yelling at me and screaming at me.

But I was like, well, they look good.

So I ate them.

And he said, they started burning my mouth and burning my throat.

And he said, then I started feeling bad after that.

So I called my sister and I called my best friend and I told him that.

And so I said, and he was just like, oh, I think she's trying to poison me or something and just laughing it off.

And I thought, oh my God, you know, like, no, I mean, come on, you know, maybe.

But he said, well, then a few weeks before that, she brought home a pasta dish and the same thing happened.

I said, so I just went to the doctor and I said, look, I said, they have a farm.

They have

a lot of stuff going on out there with pesticides.

And I was like, maybe y'all should run a toxicology thing on him.

That might not be a bad idea.

Just try not to be like, holy shit.

He just told me that he thinks my mom might be trying to poison him.

You know, I didn't, you don't want to just tell the doctor that and set off something that doesn't need to be set off.

But now thinking back on it, I wish I would have said something a little bit

This is what happens when you leave a plate and forget to take it upstairs.