Chris Harris

I've just had my holiday down in Newquay on the north coast of Cornwall, which is just one of the most beautiful places on the planet. And when you buy fish and chips from the fish and chips outlets, they all have a seagull warning now on the shop front saying, when you buy your fish and chips, protect it. Because all the seagulls just dive bomb people. Wow.

It's like that scene in that Jurassic Park film where the pterodactyls are coming down. You ever seen a seagull eat a rat?

It's like that scene in that Jurassic Park film where the pterodactyls are coming down. You ever seen a seagull eat a rat?

It's like that scene in that Jurassic Park film where the pterodactyls are coming down. You ever seen a seagull eat a rat?

They'll do it to everything they can catch. There's a wonderful Instagram clip. I'm admitting too much about my search history here. I think it's a cormorant just being given like a black oily thing, just being given fish. And it eats like five. Yeah, I've seen that. You think that the volume of fish you've eaten there is greater than the mass of your body. There's no way.

They'll do it to everything they can catch. There's a wonderful Instagram clip. I'm admitting too much about my search history here. I think it's a cormorant just being given like a black oily thing, just being given fish. And it eats like five. Yeah, I've seen that. You think that the volume of fish you've eaten there is greater than the mass of your body. There's no way.

They'll do it to everything they can catch. There's a wonderful Instagram clip. I'm admitting too much about my search history here. I think it's a cormorant just being given like a black oily thing, just being given fish. And it eats like five. Yeah, I've seen that. You think that the volume of fish you've eaten there is greater than the mass of your body. There's no way.

I didn't think you could eat that.

I didn't think you could eat that.

I didn't think you could eat that.

And actually, to come back to the content discussion, YouTube, whatever it is, I do love the fact it's all out there. I love the fact it's being recorded. I had never seen this stuff. I've got a particular phobia, and it is a phobia. I hate crabs, and I'm not talking about the STD style. I'm talking about crustacea. Why? I think they're horrid to look at. I won't eat them.

And actually, to come back to the content discussion, YouTube, whatever it is, I do love the fact it's all out there. I love the fact it's being recorded. I had never seen this stuff. I've got a particular phobia, and it is a phobia. I hate crabs, and I'm not talking about the STD style. I'm talking about crustacea. Why? I think they're horrid to look at. I won't eat them.

And actually, to come back to the content discussion, YouTube, whatever it is, I do love the fact it's all out there. I love the fact it's being recorded. I had never seen this stuff. I've got a particular phobia, and it is a phobia. I hate crabs, and I'm not talking about the STD style. I'm talking about crustacea. Why? I think they're horrid to look at. I won't eat them.

I'll eat all other seafood. I'll eat all other seafood, but I won't eat a crab. You'll eat lobster? Yeah. How weird is that? Insight into the adult brain. I hate the crab. I also think it's a totally unnecessary looking creature. They're so delicious, though. You love them. Everyone I know loves them. My children adore them.

I'll eat all other seafood. I'll eat all other seafood, but I won't eat a crab. You'll eat lobster? Yeah. How weird is that? Insight into the adult brain. I hate the crab. I also think it's a totally unnecessary looking creature. They're so delicious, though. You love them. Everyone I know loves them. My children adore them.

I'll eat all other seafood. I'll eat all other seafood, but I won't eat a crab. You'll eat lobster? Yeah. How weird is that? Insight into the adult brain. I hate the crab. I also think it's a totally unnecessary looking creature. They're so delicious, though. You love them. Everyone I know loves them. My children adore them.

But if there's a big brown crab on a plate, I can't even sit in a room with it.

But if there's a big brown crab on a plate, I can't even sit in a room with it.

But if there's a big brown crab on a plate, I can't even sit in a room with it.

Just an awful thing. Also, and this is a good example, right? In the pantheon of hateful aesthetics, right? Right. You have an exoskeleton. So you're inside out. This thing or someone or something has decided that's going to be inside out. So it has a shell to protect its soft, cuddly, and as you described, delicious innards. Why would you make that exoskeleton hairy? That's unnecessary.