Chris Harris

I'm on the wrong podcast.

Okay, we're going to stop there.

We're going to allow Chris Cooper to explain why he's wrong.

Okay, carry on.

Okay, I like the way you've explained it.

I'm not sure how quite it works within the English language, but there we go.

Neil Clifford.

I think it is.

Oh, that's a really good one, because I've just been entered into that world, and all the people in steam trains, if they see a diesel even now, they're going to love rocks in it.

Of course it's a fucking train.

Anyway, back to the question.

Okay, so Chris Cooper, are you saying that a car isn't a car unless a human being's driving it?

Okay, first of all, can you please... I'll give someone a cake on Saturday if you get this right.

What was the name of the Fast Show character who had the cough like Chris Cooper's?

Oh, right.

So...

I think I get where Mr Cooper's coming from with his deliberately belligerent approach to this question.

But I think a car can be a car without a driver.

But I think, how about this?

If it doesn't deserve to be a car, should we charge ourselves with defining what that vehicle should be called from now on?