Chris Harris

I'm not sure how quite it works within the English language, but there we go.

Neil Clifford.

I think it is.

Oh, that's a really good one, because I've just been entered into that world, and all the people in steam trains, if they see a diesel even now, they're going to love rocks in it.

Of course it's a fucking train.

Anyway, back to the question.

Okay, so Chris Cooper, are you saying that a car isn't a car unless a human being's driving it?

Okay, first of all, can you please... I'll give someone a cake on Saturday if you get this right.

What was the name of the Fast Show character who had the cough like Chris Cooper's?

Oh, right.

So...

I think I get where Mr Cooper's coming from with his deliberately belligerent approach to this question.

But I think a car can be a car without a driver.

But I think, how about this?

If it doesn't deserve to be a car, should we charge ourselves with defining what that vehicle should be called from now on?

What would you call it?

Maybe write this down on the list, Neil.

If it's not a car, we need to work out what it's called going forwards.

Oh, here we go.

Right.