Chris Joy Hoadley

You know.

Well, we certainly don't have any privacy.

Yeah.

Let me give you some marriage wisdom from Brian.

Marriage wisdom that I got from an old Jewish couple that one of the guys was soccer coaching me.

And then sometimes we spent the night at his house because he had a son that was our age, blah, blah, blah.

You get it.

We woke up one morning.

Breakfast was being cooked by this very nice woman, the mother of my friend, the wife of the soccer coach.

And I don't know how we got on this conversation, but there was some conversation about marriage or, you know, being a husband or being a wife.

And she said, let me tell you the reason why we have a happy marriage.

That is correct.

And I thought to myself, that seems like a pretty common sense ground rule day one relationship kind of thing.

And is it not true that when you get into a relationship, you spend at least the first six months of that relationship hiding the fact that you go to the bathroom?

Yes, of course you do.

That is common courtesy.

It's not you're not trying to hide parts of yourself.

You're trying to hide parts of yourself that no one wants to see.

Not even you.

If I could get away with not shitting, I'd get away with not shitting.