Chris Latham

And she said, like, wait, why are you getting a divorce?

Because you're so nice.

And I said, because my husband has been having sex with so many people who work at the bank.

And she said, at this bank?

I said, all the banks, all the Bank of Americas.

He's just throwing it out like mints at a Christmas parade.

And Coco was like, oh, my God, tell me more.

So, of course, my voice is now escalating, and I'm talking very loudly.

And I said, oh, by the way—

one of the women he's sleeping with just happens to be married to one of the guys who works right here in this branch.

That was the kind of nonsense that I was doing just to make his life difficult for fun.

So I'm at the edge of the road at Sullivan's Island, and I'm taking a picture of her car in the driveway.

And when I hit the button, I guess the flash on this disposable camera had gone off because all of a sudden it was, you know, that loud kind of that pop of flash.

And I thought, oh, crap.

So as I'm walking around the car to get back in the driver's side, I see Chris come out the house with his boxers on, no shirt.

And he's carrying a flashlight, of all things.

And he's following me like he's making a beeline for the car.

And I thought, I'm not going to drive away.

I'm going to seize this opportunity to just get one more dig in.

So I rolled down the window the tiniest crack and I said, don't mind me, just taking pictures.