Chris Madel

And there's two plans drawn up.

Well, yeah, and actually my Latin teacher is a fat bastard with a beard.

There we go, right?

He used to pick his nose and wipe it on his beard.

Ah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, you know, you'd be going through the school and you'd go, boy, elevate your hoses.

Things like that.

Really?

We'll just pull up your socks, obviously.

And he used to call fish fingers piscatorial digits.

Well, we should explain this.

The Pripyat marches comes up a lot, doesn't it, in talks of the eastern front.

So this is a vast area in Belarusia, basically, of 104,000 square miles north of Kyiv in central Belarus, as it is now known as Polizia.

So in other words, it's a big block of not really traversable terrain.

Yeah.

Which means you're going to have to split your forces.

You're either going to have to concentrate north of it entirely or south of it.

But if you want to kind of

do a broad front strategy, you're going to have to split them in two to an extent that they're not going to be mutually supporting in any shape or form.