Chris Ramsey

As soon as I do it, I'll go straight to the shop.

You might have to go to B&M because I don't think they do them.

I think you have to buy them in big packets.

They don't do them singularly in the shops anymore.

But whatever.

Thank you.

Love you.

Bye.

We were camping in almost the middle of Norway.

So we had...

We had to bring our own camping toilet, which we managed.

Oh, glamorous.

Despite forgetting we needed a tent to go with it.

We then had to improvise with a normal tent, which was quite notably shorter than one normally used.

god and this is a fucking holiday stop it all is well my sister and i are playing catch with a frisbee not far from the spot in which we were camping my sister throws the frisbee too far so i go to retrieve it as i'm going to retrieve it i happen to look in the direction of the toilet i then to my horror see my uncle pantless outside the toilet tent wiping his ass out in the open

I unfortunately saw his bare backside as well as my younger sister.

Our auntie then lures us away as we hear her yell at him in the distance.

I assume the reasoning behind his behaviour was because he was simply too tall to wipe inside the chair.

Oh, God.

But I still don't understand why he did it in round about eight kids.