Chris Ramsey

All right, okay.

No, it's not.

That's not how it works.

That's the person who drops it off.

That's who's packed your shopping.

I was thinking about thonged bikinis this morning.

Because I've got a little spot on my bum.

Congratulations.

And I'd seen it this morning and I thought, I could never wear one.

No.

We've had this conversation before.

that's the crack literally that's the crack but it's upsetting for us the rest of the world who don't want to wear thong bikinis because now all the bikinis are just getting smaller and smaller like I wear massive knickers you know and I love them oh I know you take them off the room goes dark blot out all the light

We don't need blackout blinds on holiday.

So, but to find a full, I should actually make bikinis, a full coverage arse bikini because they are rare nowadays.

They're just getting smaller and smaller and they just cover half your arse and it's like, I don't want to constantly be picking out a wedgie on holiday.

Weird, anyway.

Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah!

Dear Chris and Rosie, please keep me anonymous.

I have a story from when I went camping back when we lived in New Zealand with my auntie and uncle when I was about 13 and my siblings 9 and 7.

Yeah, it sounds nice.