Chris Ramsey

I do agree as well.

A bit of butter on some bread.

Yeah.

I don't think it was crusty.

I think it was sliced white.

And you were dipping it in the Asian stir-fry I just made.

That was also, I'm sure you've heard this story before, that every time Chris used to brush his teeth, I'd run in to brush my teeth at the same time and then try and spit on his hand.

yeah so every time i would wait then as well i mean it was an awful thing for me to do really because he was genuinely germ phobic and i'd wait in my bedroom even if i was like i want to go to sleep i've got to brush my teeth but i've got to wait for chris to brush his teeth and then i'd hear him going to the bathroom and he's like you'd probably hear me just thundering down the corridor like he's a big he's a big yeah we're brushing our teeth

A fucking hippo running towards him, holding a tube of Colgate.

Brush my teeth.

And then just wait for him to lean over to spit.

And I'd spit and I got it on his hand.

he's just built up more and he had leaning out touched the tap spitting oh god oh that's brilliant it was very good and I was trying to get anything in your hair like any liquid in your big bouffant yeah oh you knew big bouffant Chris oh yeah I met that's when we met which is crazy to think about I did not like that hair three years after that yeah at all I never liked that hair I loved that hair he looked like one of the soldiers outside Buckingham Palace

How are we not attempting prospect?

Yeah.

And Tom Deacon.

And Tom Deacon.

Pair them.

Doing bloody in the living room.

What, same time?