Chris Ryan

Dude, it was on flagship.

They didn't always have college football, bro.

Yeah, it was kind of like it actually seems like it would be refreshing to take a dip after a long night.

That's what I thought.

So what is it?

It goes swim...

Bike run?

Yeah, I think that's what it was.

Honestly, the only thing that bothers me about it is, like, wouldn't I get a little chilly on the bike after getting out of the ocean?

I think as only children, we had no tutelage.

But...

I didn't have an older brother to be like, this is how you bowl.

So a lot of what I do, much like Natasha, hemstridge and species is mimicry, you know?

I would watch a guy bowl on ESPN, and if there was a bowling birthday party, I would do an elaborate kind of fucking... You'd go for spin?

Yeah, I would be DeJesus, and I would throw a ball six lanes left because I'm not a professional bowler, and I'm not an Ironman, but I probably would start really strong.

The other thing, and I'm sorry to delay on the wide world of sports that we're going to talk about today,

It makes it seem... I'm kind of under the impression that we've made great leaps in protein intake in the last seven years.

No, just like gels, bars, all those things.

Like you could put it into more vessels.

But did guys back then, if they needed protein during a race, just eat turkey?