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And that tenderness extends all the way to Baelor Targaryen.

Dunk eavesdrops on the Targaryen brothers talking about Maekar's missing sons, Darren and Aegon.

When he's discovered, he makes his big pitch to Baelor, who is surprisingly warm towards Duncan and says he remembers fighting Arlen in a tournament 16 years ago.

There's just one condition.

Duncan has to get a new sigil, but otherwise you're in.

Yeah, great opportunity.

16 seed, maybe, but you're in the tourney.

Enter Tanzel, the puppeteer who moonslights as a graphic artist.

She agrees to redesign Dunk's shield under the creative direction of Egg.

Dunk also needs some armor, and while the blacksmith armor is not unsympathetic, he still needs his rate, so Dunk sells off his beloved horse...

Just the one.

This is basically a Bruce Springsteen song.

He has to sell his horse to get his armor.

I actually don't.

Do it right now.

Honestly, the reason I don't is because they didn't give my guy Jeremy, either Jeremy, a nom.

Okay, if they had, you would be ready.

Egg and Dunk visit night one of the tournament and get a front row seat to the Brutality and the Speed.

Honestly, this is like me thinking...

I could play slot receiver in the NFL and then go into the combine and be like, you know what?