Chris Whittingham

You know how many pain meds you would need after that?

But I could still grind it out.

You get the Vicodin, the Percocet, whatever you need, and I can still grind out a broadcast with one arm.

I will say, I won't accuse you of having COVID if that happens.

Right, because my arm will have been chopped off.

But I'm telling you, it's the worst thing that can happen.

And especially, honestly, the worst part is not actually doing the work with your voice.

It's the 48 hours before when you know, oh shit.

This, I'm about, I need to get the tea going, I need NyQuil going, I need DayQuil going, I need cough drops and enough tea to provide water for a small village.

That's what you need.

So that for me is honestly the worst part is knowing that, and also not talking to anyone.

You don't talk to anyone for the 48 hours before because it's all about preserving the voice for the two or the three hours.

No, no, it's definitely not worse than that.

Honestly, I don't really miss hockey very much.

It's out of my life, and now I have time to do other things.

I get my time back, the gift of time.

Zazzle, we have a finite amount of time on this earth, and the less of it spending watching Paul Maurice.

The less of it spending being happy?

No, watching Paul Maurice's teams play hockey.

I mean, what a waste of time it is to watch his teams and the way that they play hockey go game after game after game, never completing three consecutive passes together, dumping the puck in, going and chasing the ball by the ball, the puck by the boards, and trying to send it into the high slot for a high chance.