Christian Gerhartsreiter
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Because so many persons know me under different names, and I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
Why? Because it's actually a religious show, and the characters represent the seven deadly sins. Gilligan is sloth, the skipper is anger, the professor is pride, Marianne is envy, and Ginger is lust. The millionaire's wife is gluttony, and the millionaire is greed.
Let's go back to the trial testimony. That's why we're here.
This truck was in my possession for three and a half years with its license plates attached, unaltered. unchanged, in excellent condition, why would a person who is aware of criminal liability preserve evidence?
Well, if you believe that I'm home every single second, that I never leave my house, that I never go out at all, that I don't go away on weekends.
that I did not do this. I know that for an absolute fact.
Gee, that's always a good question. I don't know, Aaron. What would you like to call me?
Your Honor, I can only say once again that I want to assert my innocence and that I firmly believe that the victim's wife killed the victim.
I can't speak for the jury's decision. Half of them were probably too stupid to understand a reasonable doubt. The other half were probably too lazy to even think about what's been presented and just wanted to get out of here. This will be overturned. Make no mistakes about this. So it's just a minor inconvenience until then. That's all it is.
Steve Podrowski is an absolute literary genius. He came up with the word confabulator. Confabulations, harmless inventions of fun that don't really hurt anyone.
I didn't. I mean, I knew them sort of, but not really.
It's too adversarial, Aaron. Judy, let's discuss that.
Unfortunately, Aaron, we gotta stop it. It's not going the way I had hoped.
Well, that's their opinion. I nonetheless produced a huge profit.