Christian Gerhartsreiter
Appearances
48 Hours
The Imposter
Because so many persons know me under different names, and I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
48 Hours
The Imposter
Why? Because it's actually a religious show, and the characters represent the seven deadly sins. Gilligan is sloth, the skipper is anger, the professor is pride, Marianne is envy, and Ginger is lust. The millionaire's wife is gluttony, and the millionaire is greed.
48 Hours
The Imposter
This truck was in my possession for three and a half years with its license plates attached, unaltered. unchanged, in excellent condition, why would a person who is aware of criminal liability preserve evidence?
48 Hours
The Imposter
Well, if you believe that I'm home every single second, that I never leave my house, that I never go out at all, that I don't go away on weekends.
48 Hours
The Imposter
Gee, that's always a good question. I don't know, Aaron. What would you like to call me?
48 Hours
The Imposter
Your Honor, I can only say once again that I want to assert my innocence and that I firmly believe that the victim's wife killed the victim.
48 Hours
The Imposter
I can't speak for the jury's decision. Half of them were probably too stupid to understand a reasonable doubt. The other half were probably too lazy to even think about what's been presented and just wanted to get out of here. This will be overturned. Make no mistakes about this. So it's just a minor inconvenience until then. That's all it is.
48 Hours
The Imposter
Steve Podrowski is an absolute literary genius. He came up with the word confabulator. Confabulations, harmless inventions of fun that don't really hurt anyone.