Christian Hansen
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Podcast Appearances
Your brain is awake. Like, your brain's, like— Yeah, I'm, like—I'm, like—I feel awake, and I'm, like, awake. And then—so then I lunge. There's, like, a light, like, with a— One of those like black little like twisty to turn it on thing. And it was already kind of like you had to perfectly twist it to make the light, you know, turn on, right?
Or you would like overdo it and it would like flash on and wouldn't turn on. It was a cheap thing. So I'm like, well, if it's a ghost... It will definitely go away if I turn the light on. So I like lunged up finally, got the bravery to turn the light on and I hit it so hard. It just like flashed on and then like the thing stayed broken until my parents sold the house.
Or you would like overdo it and it would like flash on and wouldn't turn on. It was a cheap thing. So I'm like, well, if it's a ghost... It will definitely go away if I turn the light on. So I like lunged up finally, got the bravery to turn the light on and I hit it so hard. It just like flashed on and then like the thing stayed broken until my parents sold the house.
Or you would like overdo it and it would like flash on and wouldn't turn on. It was a cheap thing. So I'm like, well, if it's a ghost... It will definitely go away if I turn the light on. So I like lunged up finally, got the bravery to turn the light on and I hit it so hard. It just like flashed on and then like the thing stayed broken until my parents sold the house.
Like it just like broke and we never replaced it. And, um, the thing like raised up out of the bed and like, this is fucking insane. And then like, like just like sort of floated backwards and it had like it's long hair and it's, uh, and it's like gown or whatever. It's like nightgown. And then just like kind of disappeared like in, like in the other side of the room. And I stayed awake.
Like it just like broke and we never replaced it. And, um, the thing like raised up out of the bed and like, this is fucking insane. And then like, like just like sort of floated backwards and it had like it's long hair and it's, uh, and it's like gown or whatever. It's like nightgown. And then just like kind of disappeared like in, like in the other side of the room. And I stayed awake.
Like it just like broke and we never replaced it. And, um, the thing like raised up out of the bed and like, this is fucking insane. And then like, like just like sort of floated backwards and it had like it's long hair and it's, uh, and it's like gown or whatever. It's like nightgown. And then just like kind of disappeared like in, like in the other side of the room. And I stayed awake.
I didn't know really where to go. I, cause I would usually just like hang out in, not like, you know, in my room at night, you know? So I just stayed in the room and I was like into fish, you know, the band at the time, like listen to some fish, like play some songs. Played some guitar.
I didn't know really where to go. I, cause I would usually just like hang out in, not like, you know, in my room at night, you know? So I just stayed in the room and I was like into fish, you know, the band at the time, like listen to some fish, like play some songs. Played some guitar.
I didn't know really where to go. I, cause I would usually just like hang out in, not like, you know, in my room at night, you know? So I just stayed in the room and I was like into fish, you know, the band at the time, like listen to some fish, like play some songs. Played some guitar.
And so then a few hours later, my dad, he would call up. He would yell up the ladder. He'd be like, Christian, time to go to school. And so then I went to school. So I didn't like... A lot of people would think that, like, oh, you woke up from a dream into, like, another dream that was sort of real, but I just stayed awake. I have a lot of thoughts about this.
And so then a few hours later, my dad, he would call up. He would yell up the ladder. He'd be like, Christian, time to go to school. And so then I went to school. So I didn't like... A lot of people would think that, like, oh, you woke up from a dream into, like, another dream that was sort of real, but I just stayed awake. I have a lot of thoughts about this.
And so then a few hours later, my dad, he would call up. He would yell up the ladder. He'd be like, Christian, time to go to school. And so then I went to school. So I didn't like... A lot of people would think that, like, oh, you woke up from a dream into, like, another dream that was sort of real, but I just stayed awake. I have a lot of thoughts about this.
I mean, the fish part is a whole curveball, because, like, I would have— It's like discovering weed in high school and, like, listening to jam bands. I don't know. It's like a wild reaction.
I mean, the fish part is a whole curveball, because, like, I would have— It's like discovering weed in high school and, like, listening to jam bands. I don't know. It's like a wild reaction.
I mean, the fish part is a whole curveball, because, like, I would have— It's like discovering weed in high school and, like, listening to jam bands. I don't know. It's like a wild reaction.
I was in the dream, though. And I was... Okay, and, like, when I woke up, like, remember I was, like, up against the wall? I was, like, kind of, like, paralyzed with fear. That's totally different. But maybe I was paralyzed with fear and... I don't know.
I was in the dream, though. And I was... Okay, and, like, when I woke up, like, remember I was, like, up against the wall? I was, like, kind of, like, paralyzed with fear. That's totally different. But maybe I was paralyzed with fear and... I don't know.
I was in the dream, though. And I was... Okay, and, like, when I woke up, like, remember I was, like, up against the wall? I was, like, kind of, like, paralyzed with fear. That's totally different. But maybe I was paralyzed with fear and... I don't know.
The hair was covering the face. Okay. And it was just sort of like an ambiguous female form, you know, and really only because of the style of clothes, just because it was wearing like a dress.