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Christiana

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2728 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

He got there and the guy says there's a waiting list. But what happens every Friday, they open up the portal for cancellations. This is the vasectomy doctor in LA, by the way. Everyone goes to him because he does the job.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

He got there and the guy says there's a waiting list. But what happens every Friday, they open up the portal for cancellations. This is the vasectomy doctor in LA, by the way. Everyone goes to him because he does the job.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

It's quick, but it's a godless city. People don't want kids. So there's so many men.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

It's quick, but it's a godless city. People don't want kids. So there's so many men.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

If you want it quicker, go to like Utah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

If you want it quicker, go to like Utah.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

So this is, I don't even want to go on too many tangents, but.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

So this is, I don't even want to go on too many tangents, but.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

Because I've got people telling me, why don't you get an IUD? Why don't you do this? I'm like, no, let him do something because my body has been through hell.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

Because I've got people telling me, why don't you get an IUD? Why don't you do this? I'm like, no, let him do something because my body has been through hell.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

So my husband is getting a vasectomy and we have two embryos in boarding school in case I ever... Want to get to five. No, they're just there. I don't know what to do with them. You see, this is, I'm pro-choice, but then I have all these woo-woo things. I'm like, do I donate them to science? I don't like embryo adoption. No, you see, this is slick.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

So my husband is getting a vasectomy and we have two embryos in boarding school in case I ever... Want to get to five. No, they're just there. I don't know what to do with them. You see, this is, I'm pro-choice, but then I have all these woo-woo things. I'm like, do I donate them to science? I don't like embryo adoption. No, you see, this is slick.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the out. It's just like, I'm like, I can't keep having children when I have like these two, not souls, but things frozen in time. So they're there. I have to make a decision about what we do with them. They're in Texas.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the out. It's just like, I'm like, I can't keep having children when I have like these two, not souls, but things frozen in time. So they're there. I have to make a decision about what we do with them. They're in Texas.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

Not children, please. Before... The Republicans here, they're not children. They're cells. Me and my husband's cells.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

Not children, please. Before... The Republicans here, they're not children. They're cells. Me and my husband's cells.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

look at how they swim I'm afraid it's going to get to that so anyway so even having Cora the ethical I was like how can we do this when it was obviously she's not planned which by the way my thing about having three kids I think it makes me look like I lack sexual discipline in this day and age no no no wait wait why would you need because like who has three kids in this day and age no no no no but why would you need sexual discipline I whoever says that bring them here I'll fight them no people are very like people women with careers yes like ambitious women mhm

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

look at how they swim I'm afraid it's going to get to that so anyway so even having Cora the ethical I was like how can we do this when it was obviously she's not planned which by the way my thing about having three kids I think it makes me look like I lack sexual discipline in this day and age no no no wait wait why would you need because like who has three kids in this day and age no no no no but why would you need sexual discipline I whoever says that bring them here I'll fight them no people are very like people women with careers yes like ambitious women mhm

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

You either have no kids or you have maximum two.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
Christiana Gave Birth (Again)!

You either have no kids or you have maximum two.