Christina Gonzalez

Woo! Howdy, y'all. I love dogs. I love them. Can you guys tell I'm Cuban? Hold on. How about now? All right, Miami just showed up. It's a hand-me-down. When everybody finds out I'm Cuban, they always ask me one thing. They're like, hey, can you get me some Cuban cigars? No. I don't even speak Spanish. So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out. I'm like, you can smoke this.

Woo! Howdy, y'all. I love dogs. I love them. Can you guys tell I'm Cuban? Hold on. How about now? All right, Miami just showed up. It's a hand-me-down. When everybody finds out I'm Cuban, they always ask me one thing. They're like, hey, can you get me some Cuban cigars? No. I don't even speak Spanish. So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out. I'm like, you can smoke this.

Woo! Howdy, y'all. I love dogs. I love them. Can you guys tell I'm Cuban? Hold on. How about now? All right, Miami just showed up. It's a hand-me-down. When everybody finds out I'm Cuban, they always ask me one thing. They're like, hey, can you get me some Cuban cigars? No. I don't even speak Spanish. So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out. I'm like, you can smoke this.

But they're always disappointed. They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar. And I whip out a Swisher Sweet. Doesn't even last as long as Swisher. How do you measure your penis? In seconds, inches, or strokes? Thank you.

But they're always disappointed. They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar. And I whip out a Swisher Sweet. Doesn't even last as long as Swisher. How do you measure your penis? In seconds, inches, or strokes? Thank you.

But they're always disappointed. They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar. And I whip out a Swisher Sweet. Doesn't even last as long as Swisher. How do you measure your penis? In seconds, inches, or strokes? Thank you.

That guy, dripping. Right now, dripping. Nah, Solomon, he's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. A weird guy, though. Yep.

That guy, dripping. Right now, dripping. Nah, Solomon, he's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. A weird guy, though. Yep.

That guy, dripping. Right now, dripping. Nah, Solomon, he's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. A weird guy, though. Yep.

Right? Every time I've been on, you've made fun of my outfit, so I tried to dress up a little nicer tonight.

Right? Every time I've been on, you've made fun of my outfit, so I tried to dress up a little nicer tonight.

Right? Every time I've been on, you've made fun of my outfit, so I tried to dress up a little nicer tonight.

Yeah. Wow. I was in sweatpants last time.

Yeah. Wow. I was in sweatpants last time.

Yeah. Wow. I was in sweatpants last time.

Yeah, you told me to go to bed.

Yeah, you told me to go to bed.

Yeah, you told me to go to bed.

I keep a Zen pouch. I'm trying to quit vaping. Okay. Wow. I've quit drinking this year, actually, too.

I keep a Zen pouch. I'm trying to quit vaping. Okay. Wow. I've quit drinking this year, actually, too.