Christina Gonzalez

I've never had a bad review, but I'm on a bit of a hiatus. I'm trying to get into a real relationship again. Okay.

I've never had a bad review, but I'm on a bit of a hiatus. I'm trying to get into a real relationship again. Okay.

I'm past the hookup phase of my life, I think. I've done all that, and now I'm trying to get into something meaningful again. Not really trying to. I'm kind of focused more on... doing this shit, sadly.

I'm past the hookup phase of my life, I think. I've done all that, and now I'm trying to get into something meaningful again. Not really trying to. I'm kind of focused more on... doing this shit, sadly.

I'm past the hookup phase of my life, I think. I've done all that, and now I'm trying to get into something meaningful again. Not really trying to. I'm kind of focused more on... doing this shit, sadly.

It's never been bloody or anything. That's what it would concern me.

It's never been bloody or anything. That's what it would concern me.

It's never been bloody or anything. That's what it would concern me.

I got catfished by a girl with cerebral palsy once. Whoa!

I got catfished by a girl with cerebral palsy once. Whoa!

I got catfished by a girl with cerebral palsy once. Whoa!

She wouldn't talk to me on the phone before we went on the date and then she couldn't find the place on the date and so then she finally called me and she was like, hello? And I was like, oh shit. And yeah, she was walking with like a limp. And I was like, oh, like, are you sure? Are you good to go on a walk? She's like, yeah, I have CP. And I didn't know that meant cerebral palsy.

She wouldn't talk to me on the phone before we went on the date and then she couldn't find the place on the date and so then she finally called me and she was like, hello? And I was like, oh shit. And yeah, she was walking with like a limp. And I was like, oh, like, are you sure? Are you good to go on a walk? She's like, yeah, I have CP. And I didn't know that meant cerebral palsy.

She wouldn't talk to me on the phone before we went on the date and then she couldn't find the place on the date and so then she finally called me and she was like, hello? And I was like, oh shit. And yeah, she was walking with like a limp. And I was like, oh, like, are you sure? Are you good to go on a walk? She's like, yeah, I have CP. And I didn't know that meant cerebral palsy.

I thought she meant she had child porn. I was like, that's kind of fucked up.

I thought she meant she had child porn. I was like, that's kind of fucked up.

I thought she meant she had child porn. I was like, that's kind of fucked up.

Where's my Emmy? All right. I hope she has insurance. There you go.

Where's my Emmy? All right. I hope she has insurance. There you go.

Where's my Emmy? All right. I hope she has insurance. There you go.