Cian

I wouldn't, to be honest with you, because I know loads... The rules just don't apply, do they, to you?

I'm going to tell you stories here.

I could tell you stories all day, Cian.

We don't have time for all these stories.

But look, I have friends of mine who had parking fines.

and literally went into court and their solicitor told them, keep your money in your pocket, you go down to Portlaoise, you're signed in for an hour and you're given the bus fare back to Nath.

And that has happened in so many cases.

And by the way, it's a civil matter as well.

It's not a criminal matter.

So you don't get this whole, oh, you can't go to America and you can't visit New York and the whole lot.

That's pure lies because it's a civil matter.

Yeah, obviously that.

I'd say the chances of that now are the same as winning the lotto, I'd say, Ciarán.

I'd say it's about a couple of million to one of going to court for cutting a clamp.

I haven't heard of anyone.

I don't like clamping companies in general.

I'd obviously pay a Clare County Council parking fine.

No, no, no, no.

He's absolutely talking nonsense there, talking about...

the whole park and fine thing, the whole lot.