Ciaran Dunbar

Because like you said, I think a person wouldn't exactly react like that.

I do think there would be a level of obviously hysterics and distress.

But I think the theatrical nature of, you know, that she's cold and she's cold and repeating that over and over again as if to try and...

you know, get his, you know, apparent grief and, you know, shock across, I just think is, is ridiculous.

If you ask Arsenal's defenders, Gabriel and Saliba, to play in that PSG team or that Bayern team, they would be exposed as much as those centre-backs were last night.

Because effectively, the attackers were on top.

Then you ask the question, how many defenders were actually on the pitch last night?

Because none of the full-backs have no interest in defending.

They're like wingers.

And I've seen Saliba and Gabriel in an open game in that League Cup semi-final doubleheader against Newcastle last season get torn apart by Izak.

Julia Holmes was born as Cecilia McKittrick in Castlederg, County Tyrone.

After leaving Northern Ireland when she was 19 for the States, she eventually settled in Texas.

It was there she started her career as a scam artist, using more than 40 names to dupe her targets into handing over huge sums of money.

She posed as a psychologist, a church minister, even a relationship guru, to name but a few aliases, often using her Irish background as part of the con.

She was eventually caught, sentenced and deported home, where she continued her scamming.

But in 2015, burglars found her remains along with her partner in Cork in what appeared to be a suicide pact.

Evil.

Evil is what you call her.

Just pure evil.

Gillian Halliday is our Deputy Features Editor.