Claire

He did offer to take some condoms, but I'm like, no, dad.

Oh, wow.

So he's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

He was pretty progressive.

I was still very sheltered.

So I was like, that would know.

cut to the boss i know cut to the bus so i out of like 50 people i am the only american girl it's mostly kiwis and aussies on the tour so i am like the exotic one so summer comes around i fly to london and i am so stoked and i am also so horny

This is great.

I was as horny as a 19-year-old Mormon girl could be.

There are things in the Utah Mormon culture called NICMOs, which stands for non-committed makeout, which is the Mormon version of a one-night stand.

I'm like, I'm going to NICMO all over the place.

So excited.

I get on the bus and I'm like ready for my summer hookup.

So I sit down and I just see all the talent coming down the aisles.

And there's just like hot Aussies, hot Kiwis.

And then there's this one guy, broad shoulders, green eyes, tan, looks like he could surf.

And I'm like, ooh.

New Zealand.

All right.