Claire
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So we kiss.
I feel like I've died and gone to rom-com heaven.
I'm like, this is one of the best kisses I've ever had.
And then he rolls me out and I'm like, oh, fuck.
I have to get naked with this guy.
We make our way closer to the beach.
And I'm like, how am I going to navigate this?
What am I going to do?
And suddenly he starts sprinting away from me and starts like taking off all of his clothes.
And then I see his cute ass.
And then he just dives into the ocean.
So he turns around and he's got like this shit eating grin on his face.
And he's like, all right, ready to skinny dip.
And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is not this is not what we're doing.
Oh, boy.
And he's like, well, you saw me naked.
And I said, I saw a flash.
And then I said, okay, you can see a flash.
So then I say, turn around.