Claudia Oshry

Oh, I remember.

They said American Express.

And then he said Magnolia.

And he was like making fun of how like they're always changing the names of brands.

He was like, if they went to Magnolia Cupcakes, they would say...

And then he said an F. Magnolia with an F. Yeah.

And he was like, and it was actually like genuinely the closest Afterdale ever came to a scandal.

But I was going to say my Afterdales had no scandals because one time we were streaming Afterdale on Instagram.

We were streamed and we had nine viewers.

I don't believe you.

Wait.

And the way I remember Afterdale, it was like an insane hit.

So the reason why that scandal never surfaced is because nobody was watching.

Actually, the crazy thing, though, is nine people were watching, and one of them was the creator of Riverdale, Ryder Ross, the writer of the show.

He loved Afterdale, right?

Yes, he did.

He's a huge TV writer.

If we ever do a TV show about us, Ryder Ross.

Yeah, that would actually be a great show, like Four Swirlies.

It exists.