Claudia Oshry

Well, there's not that many opportunities to.

Because they're a slob, loser, nobody to tell.

But you will never miss an opportunity to.

Well, as a commentator on culture, first of all, I have to say those of us like in the know, it's like it's like funny.

OK, I'm cackling.

And second of all, what I thought you were going to say, like, I'll never miss an opportunity.

And this is true to like.

psychoanalyzed to the death those like three years that X Factor was on in the US because I was the number one fan.

I could literally tell you like every statistic about it.

And yes, that does include Fifth Harmony because what's so funny is I'm kind of like, you know, they say like the life cycle of a troll is like you start out as a fan.

Nobody was a bigger fan of Fifth Harmony, the band formerly known as Lilas, than me.

I watched them from their inception, of course, on X Factor.

Then a lot of people fell off.

No, they went through this weird era before they like released any original music where they would exclusively do covers on YouTube.

And they had like insane fans like myself.

I used to wait up in my dorm room being like, what are they gonna do?

What are they gonna do?

And then each girl would like pick a song.

Camila picked Lego house.

And like, I just, it was, if you were there for like the YouTube,