Clay Travis

Roadies, not good.

I'll throw them under the bus, too.

Like, look, there are things that you have that are unique to a particular area that are amazing.

Like, you're wrong on cobbler, for instance, which is a fabulous dessert.

Smashed up pie.

It's pie for people that made a mistake and don't want to admit it, which is fine.

I get it.

We all make mistakes, cobbler people.

But just admit that you messed up your pie, and now you're going with plan B. That's all I'm trying to tell you.

It's fine.

Wisconsin and its cheese, delicious.

It's hard to go wrong with cheese, although you were just taking a shot at cheese whiz.

Well, that's because it's not really cheese, right?

But you go around the various regional cuisines.

I always think it's funny, too.

People in California and people in Texas are like, you can't get tacos like this in New York.

We can get good tacos, right?

You guys have good tacos.

I'm not knocking them, but there's a lot of places with good tacos.

Hot chicken in Nashville is really good.