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No. Doing this is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

No.

That was true. He's not dead.

I disagree.

We got to the observation lounge, found a shit ton of alcohol at the bar, and started making Molotovs. We were halfway done when the voice came. The voice we heard the stairs that day.

The port side engine is dead, sir.

And the pumps are dead as well, sir.

If this story's good, he might become Sir J.L. Goodwin 1990 by the end of this podcast because that's what we're going to do.

Mayday! Mayday! This is the fishing vessel point of no return. Registration number 57306. We're approximately, I don't know, somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland, and we need urgent assistance. Our ship is taking on water and sinking. Does anyone read me?

I'm very, very intrigued to see.

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No way, Spence. They either think we're playing with them or just spewing bullshit.

Challenge accepted. So let's read. My crew and I are stuck aboard an abandoned ship.

What in the air was a yarrow boiler?

Then you just started pulling a statue routine.

You just stared at the ocean, not moving and not blinking until you suddenly fell to the floor and began screaming.

Um, hey guys, would you mind not telling the captain about what happened with me?

Yeah, sure, Nate.

Cap, what about this person's suggestion to move from the lounge to some of the cabins to sleep?

Welcome back to another exquisite episode of Creepcast. Today, we are going to be reading a delightfully terrifying tale called Me Crew and I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship.

So, what do we do?

Okay, I think me starting to turn into a believer of the whole ghost ship idea.

Yeah, I love it, man.

I love it, man.

All right.

Go take a piss.

I thought he was going to his hotel. I did too.

Exactly.

I got scammed earlier. What?

You got scammed? I'm usually pretty good at feeling them out, snuffing them out.

But it was an easy pass. And, like, my easy pass, I tried to go through a toll recently. You got a text? I don't know if it was my balance was down or my card wasn't set up, but it was going red. It wasn't letting me through. I had to pay cash. So I got a text that was like, pay your E-ZPass fee. And I clicked it. The website looked like the real E-ZPass website. Put in my information.

Shout out to Bank of America, though. They were on it. They called me right away and were like, someone's trying to take your credit card information. What's going on?

It started like, I got a text that was like, pay your E-ZPass. Oh, a text. Pay your E-ZPass, whatever, balance.

But I recently had tried to go through, I have an E-ZPass, and it didn't let me through because of a balance thing. So I thought there was credibility to the text.

Yeah, and again, I get them a lot. Everyone gets them a lot. Emails, phishing, whatever it is. And I've never gotten got before, and I got got today. Thankfully, again. How much did you pay? It was like $7. I thought it was a one-time.

And they just stole my credit card.

So did you have to get a new one? Yeah, Bank of America was like. But they called me right away. They said suspicious activity. Was this you? I told them. They were like, yeah, no, that's a scam. Card canceled. We'll send you a new one.

L.O. Bean?

I think they do this with everyone. I get them a lot. I get a lot with the emails. I get a lot of random texts.

No, it was automated. It read like a... Automated? Yeah.

No.

No, dude.

You know what I'll be doing in 2032? What? Chilling. What month, PFT? Not worrying about it.

Yes.

If you were 16-4... You would fade me? Yes.

No, it's like when people that win the lottery say that it's actually bad, but you'd much rather win the lottery.

I'll go three. I like it. I'll go 99. No, actually, I'll go 40.

A lot of liquid. No, I have 44 in white.

71. 71.

I do, but I don't root for injuries. You don't root for injuries. It went from plus 2200 to minus like 180.