Coco Kahn

Yeah.

Yeah.

So if the government is taking the chance to implement some unpopular policies, we thought we'd help with some of our own contributions. So let's start with the realistic, a bit of crystal ball gazing for Keir Starmer's foretold things getting worse. We've already discussed some potential new taxes, rejigging inheritance tax, that would be unpopular.

So if the government is taking the chance to implement some unpopular policies, we thought we'd help with some of our own contributions. So let's start with the realistic, a bit of crystal ball gazing for Keir Starmer's foretold things getting worse. We've already discussed some potential new taxes, rejigging inheritance tax, that would be unpopular.

Capital gains tax changes, that would be unpopular. We had Paul Johnson from the IFS come onto this couch and make a very good case for changing up council tax banding.

Capital gains tax changes, that would be unpopular. We had Paul Johnson from the IFS come onto this couch and make a very good case for changing up council tax banding.

I mean, what else could they do that would really suck for them?

I mean, what else could they do that would really suck for them?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, so I'm going to say something and I know I'm going to outrage many people.

Okay, so I'm going to say something and I know I'm going to outrage many people.

How about this? Dog owners. I think you should have a license to own a dog. Oh my God.

How about this? Dog owners. I think you should have a license to own a dog. Oh my God.

I'm sorry, but there's too many badly behaved dogs, Nish. People don't know how to train their dogs and look after their dogs. I'm just saying, I think you need a license.

I'm sorry, but there's too many badly behaved dogs, Nish. People don't know how to train their dogs and look after their dogs. I'm just saying, I think you need a license.

I know.

I know.

Okay, all right, listen, let's be more egalitarian. How about licenses for all pets? Cats, rabbits, parrots.

Okay, all right, listen, let's be more egalitarian. How about licenses for all pets? Cats, rabbits, parrots.