Coco Khan

And I'm Coco Khan.

This week, Keir Starmer is off to visit longtime frenemy China.

The last prime ministerial trip was eight years ago.

So what is he hoping to get from it this time around?

plus the school reforms which could make life for some of the most vulnerable pupils even harder.

Well, we absolutely have to bring in political journalist and podcaster Zoe Grunewald, friend of the show, I think is a formal title.

Friend of the show, surely.

To make sense of this very important moment in political social media history.

Welcome back and what?

Well, thank you for clearing that up because genuinely I was like, is there a conjunctivitis outbreak amongst world leaders?

Is there something going on?

Must we know about this?

Isn't this approach already drawing the ire of the toddler in the White House?

I was under the impression that, especially because of this super embassy that's being granted to China, that there's already been murmurs about, you know, if we get closer, that there will be hell to pay.

What does it mean for our prospects of economic growth if

we end up getting tariffed again by the States?

Well, having visited Shanghai once myself over a decade ago, the big super club there is called Rich Baby.

So if you're looking for a headline not related to politics, Keir Starmer, we know where you need to be.

Keir Starmer, spotted out at Rich Baby.

It's important to me.