Coco Khan

I've seen so many people on the bus. I've seen Tom Hiddleston on the bus.

It's called not having a chauffeur every day, all the time.

It's called not having a chauffeur every day, all the time.

In an interview with Trevor Phillips for Sky News, Tory leadership hopeful Robert Jenrick, who has criticised Labour for the Garm drama, we should say, has denied any wrongdoing or hypocrisy in accepting a £75,000 donation from a company with no employees.

In an interview with Trevor Phillips for Sky News, Tory leadership hopeful Robert Jenrick, who has criticised Labour for the Garm drama, we should say, has denied any wrongdoing or hypocrisy in accepting a £75,000 donation from a company with no employees.

My goodness. I mean, it just never ends, does it? Did you hear that James Cleverley has been asking his fellow Conservatives to be more normal? Have you heard that?

My goodness. I mean, it just never ends, does it? Did you hear that James Cleverley has been asking his fellow Conservatives to be more normal? Have you heard that?

I saw that being kind of tweeted by the various political journalists this morning and it really made me laugh. Is that bad?

I saw that being kind of tweeted by the various political journalists this morning and it really made me laugh. Is that bad?

That is weird.

That is weird.

So speaking of weird, in generic speech to Tory party delegates, he tried his hand at some comedy patter in this clip from the Daily Express.

So speaking of weird, in generic speech to Tory party delegates, he tried his hand at some comedy patter in this clip from the Daily Express.

How would you rate it, Nish, as a professional comedian?

How would you rate it, Nish, as a professional comedian?

Do you think that he's got any room for improvement? What tips could you give him?

Do you think that he's got any room for improvement? What tips could you give him?

I want to know who was laughing and were they paid?

I want to know who was laughing and were they paid?

So let's move on to another hopeful, Tom Tugendhat. He's tried to buy some votes with some Tugend branded goodies, Tugend tarts, Tugend tote bags, Tugend tattoos, and even Tugend tan, a bottle of fake tan with the tagline, your conference glow up.