Colin
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Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
But, uh... Probably around the last time we seen her, it was around 6.37.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
I had to change my number because she would call it from like 6.30 in the morning to like midnight at night. Just call, hang up, call, hang up, call, hang up.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
They want to find out who the murderer is. I want to prove to them that it ain't me.
Dateline NBC
The Haunted House Confession
Once everybody started telling me that she did have a boyfriend on and stuff, John Adams, and I left her alone. When was the last time you've been with her?
Distractible
Order Matters Too
Do you think that frog in there was just... I'm high as fuck right now.
Distractible
Order Matters Too
and i stuck it in a closet and i forgot it existed and then i got another one like a couple months later i was like oh no i never changed the filter and i got went and got one and then when i got home i was like oh wait fuck and i found the other one in the closet so now we have a spare
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
My car, I was in a shopping mall, and I was unstable off my bipolar disorder medication. I broke into my own car. My car was towed to the tow facility. The tow facility auctioned it off because I was in jail. When the police came, I got scared and I ran. I was in jail for about 83 days. And while I was in jail, the tow company sold the car for $21,000. It was worth $41,000.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
I shouldn't have bought the car to begin with. They shouldn't have sold the car to begin with at Honda Acura. And they ended up selling the car at the tow company in an auction and then got about $21,000 for it. And there's a balance of $20,945. And then Honda Acura sold the debt to a creditor. And I was just wondering if I should pay the creditor.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
There's a repossession on the record already, so I'm not sure what to do. Wow.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
Yeah, I bought the car, and I guess it doesn't matter if I say it or not. I was unstable when I bought the car. They said I was a truck driver or something like that when I was an Uber driver to get the loan. I signed off the car, and I was unstable. Sold me the car for $41,000. Couldn't afford a $900 a month payment.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
Yeah, they just sent me a letter saying I could settle for $8,300. There you go. Do you have any money? I don't have any money until November. I have a settlement check coming in for $5,700 in November. I could probably settle with them then. Okay. So I should do that?
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
For the first time in my life, I'm not working now. I'm six months out of work. I went off my psychiatric drugs right before I sold my condo four years ago, and I came in at $72,000 and went through four years of hell until I finally realized in the last three weeks I'm fresh out of the hospital two weeks ago. So you're out of the hospital two weeks ago now?
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
Yeah, I'm back on the meds now. I take lithium and one other drug, but I just, it's, I'm a little shaky right now, a little shaky, but I'm stable. So working through things, but yeah, at 14 years old, I started a vending company, had that for 10 years and then worked in pizza delivery for about another 10 years or so. Um, so it's, it's been a rough ride.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
I, I, um, I believe I saw Jesus Christ in the hospital in Tampa after, um, I was going 45, 55 miles an hour. Um, uh, I fell asleep at the wheel. I prayed to God, uh, in Jesus name to stop my car in the middle of track. I've done nothing. No, I just prayed to him to help me. And I was going 45, 55 miles an hour in Sarasota. He stopped my car in the middle of traffic.
The Ramsey Show
It’s Not Too Late to Get Back on Financial Track
I had cars in front of me, cars beside of me. He had a scratch on my body, you know, wherever I deployed.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
We've seen a lot on camera. I've seen people getting head. I've seen, I've seen it all.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
But we had a direct incident with one of our guards. And what rank was he? He was a no striper. No stripe. He was a no stripe. He was a baggy pant, dicky wearing guy like me. Good guy, though. But he was messing around with a girl from Cinnabon. He was. Yeah. So the girl from Cinnabon, we were watching her go from Cinnabon to the parking lot to her car. Okay. But she was walking with a guy.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
They start doing their thing. Uh-oh. Was it a Honda Accord? It was a Nissan Altima.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
This kid was all over the fucking place.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
What would you say is the most fucked up you've ever worked for an album?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I remember that. We were in New Zealand when he told me that. He thought that they were putting a hit out on us. Yeah.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Look, at one point, I was starting to get really impatient with it because I was tired of explaining that this insane theory wasn't actually happening. I thought he had my phone tapped. This was one time he quit Suicide Boys on Twitter. I don't know if you remember that.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
At the time, he had just bought a condo in Bradenton, Florida, outside of Sarasota. And I can't get in touch with him. Kyle can't get in touch with him. And we decide, let's go out there. Let's just press him. Let's be in person. So long story short, we fly down there, rent a car, drive to his apartment. And he doesn't expect us. He doesn't know we're coming.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
We go upstairs, and I knock on the door. And he's like, one second. I think to myself, like, man, I just flew out here. Fuck that. I'm not waiting a second. I was like, bro, I'm here. What's up? Like, what's the problem? And he was like, give me a second. He had to go to the bathroom, do his little thing, catch my drift. And then we came outside. He was ready to talk. And this long story to say.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I was trying to like see, I was like, is he fucking with me? Is he lying to me? Is he thinking I'm, does he think I'm stupid? Or does he actually believe this shit? And is he fucking crazy? So I had to sit him down and I was like, bro, this Southwest thing, do you think that the board, like the people on the board of Southwest sit in a boardroom? Southwest Airlines.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
southwest airlines and they they discuss how we're gonna assassinate scrim from suicide boys and he looked at me dead in the eyes the most serious look on his face and he goes yes and i lost my mind bro i took my phone and i threw it on the i was trying to hit the grass but i hit the sidewalk the fucker sparked yeah
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
To speak on the other side of things, I'm thinking, what is coming out of his mouth? Is it real or not? Come to find out, the story of his brother stealing a song and selling it is true. And I'm sitting there, and I feel bad because I've been calling him a liar in my head and all this shit, and then I find out it's true. So then I'm like, all right, so is all of this true?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I still refuse to believe that the Board of Southwest is meeting to discuss his assassination, but... I had my brother and my family.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Yeah, he's doing great. Like, I've done a great job. I mean, how would you approach that? I was a kid. Your wife is allergic to the fucking, you know what I mean, cat. And I'm your kid. Be real. Don't do comedy. Don't do comedy right now. I would probably get a shake. I'm your son. Okay. Hey, Dan. No, no, you don't have to.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Wait, wait, wait. You don't have to have an Asian accent. Okay, I don't know what country we're in.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I don't know where you're going to have an Asian accent.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
No, we're in America. Okay.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to be that specific?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
You live in Nashville. Okay. Your wife is white.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Yeah. I'm not Asian. All right. Make believe that I'm your biological son. Okay. Right. Yeah. Hey daddy.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Can I say something to you?
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I'm not the president of Asians. I seem to think that you seem to think that I'm their leader. Like every month there's a gathering, right? And I get all this information from people. Yeah. Right. And then I go out to the world. I'm their spokesperson or something. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
No. Did you? Did you really? Cocaine addiction.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Well, sniffing that cocaine all over town, honey, don't let my deal go down. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. It was meant for horses, not for men. Doctor said he'd kill you, but he didn't know when. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell it to me. Drink corn liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell it to me.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Drink corn liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
I'm walking up the fields, going down Maine Trying to find a nickel for to buy cocaine Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be It'll burn out your nose, your eyes turn red The goddamn cocaine will kill you dead Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be Yeah, tell it to me, tell it to me, drink corn liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's killed my friends, it's gonna kill me too. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Hey, some of you people, you think you're tough. Sniffing that cocaine just like snuff. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Well, tell it to me, tell it to me. Durain, corn, liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell it to me.
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
BEST OF: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 2024
Well, yeah, that's what I felt like. When I say I know them, I was probably a kid, and there was people that worked around where I live, and I think they did crack. That was a rumor. Wow. But I don't really know what crack does.