Colin Cowherd

You're just a compendium of things that all of us have written throughout history and somehow process it into knowledge.

This, like, I feel like, you know...

I'm like the anti-Carol Sturka.

I would much rather be like Carol and look at the machine as if it's a force of evil, but it's just so helpful sometimes.

Even when it does get things wrong, I'm still pleasant to it.

When my partner curses at Alexa, I get so cringy.

I'm like, oh no, why are you talking to her like that?

Izzy is selling out the human race hard in the future wars.

All right, Jeff, we're glad you could hear that, AI Colin.

And so we hope that means you could hear this.

We're going to play a game with you and get you out of here in just a second.

It's a game we like to call One Table.

Greg Maddox walks in, Tom Glavin walks in, and John Smoltz walks in.

Who gets the table?

That's a good question.

Excellent.

Who gets it or who should get it?

Who gets the table?

You're running that restaurant, and those three walk in at the exact same time.

You have one table.