Colin Jost

And even the cold opens, like we used to have cold opens that we wrote for the table read on Wednesday and they would still make sense as the top story.

Now, like the top story is never the same between Wednesday and Saturday.

So most of the cold opens now we write on Friday and Saturday too.

Wow.

I feel like the sideburns, the sideburns are so long, they may go underneath and connect under my chin.

It also looks, I'm wearing like a, like a, such a flesh colored t-shirt that it almost looks like I came shirtless to work.

This is still, this is still my ID.

So that photo still comes up.

for the security guard and you could tell every time.

He's like, wait a second.

You're good.

It was just a different place in my life.

The burns, man.

I just walked up with that badge and I was like...

People don't know.

It's just a signup sheet.

Yeah.

The process was I wrote, I wrote a packet of like six sketches and people, we still, you know, when I was head writer, like we still read hundreds of submission packets every summer.

Everyone goes through.

So it really people's stuff gets read.