Collegiate Analyst

But he didn't mean it. Max, this week we're winners. This week we're going to fucking run the ball up PFT's dick hole.

But he didn't mean it. Max, this week we're winners. This week we're going to fucking run the ball up PFT's dick hole.

But he didn't mean it. Max, this week we're winners. This week we're going to fucking run the ball up PFT's dick hole.

They do a good job. The clip of the link, the guys in the top row of the link celebrating after the Saquon run with the snow coming down, that is pure sports ecstasy. That clip alone is why they should never take away

They do a good job. The clip of the link, the guys in the top row of the link celebrating after the Saquon run with the snow coming down, that is pure sports ecstasy. That clip alone is why they should never take away

They do a good job. The clip of the link, the guys in the top row of the link celebrating after the Saquon run with the snow coming down, that is pure sports ecstasy. That clip alone is why they should never take away

He got AIDS. This is an all caps. Head coaching interview should not happen until after the Super Bowl. Reason. Exhibit A. The motherfucking Detroit Lions. Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn both were interviewing the week leading up to the divisional game and it cost them. I don't.

He got AIDS. This is an all caps. Head coaching interview should not happen until after the Super Bowl. Reason. Exhibit A. The motherfucking Detroit Lions. Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn both were interviewing the week leading up to the divisional game and it cost them. I don't.

He got AIDS. This is an all caps. Head coaching interview should not happen until after the Super Bowl. Reason. Exhibit A. The motherfucking Detroit Lions. Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn both were interviewing the week leading up to the divisional game and it cost them. I don't.

Yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. That was... And it's just copium from losing, but I could see Lions fans being frustrated.

Yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. That was... And it's just copium from losing, but I could see Lions fans being frustrated.

Yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. That was... And it's just copium from losing, but I could see Lions fans being frustrated.

Yes, I'll change it.

Yes, I'll change it.

Yes, I'll change it.

All right, last one. Notre Dame losses are worse than any other team's losses because I can literally blame God for ignoring my prayers. What's the point of having a dead cousin if you can't come through for a natty? BYU doesn't count because Mormonism isn't real and God hates Boston College. Okay.

All right, last one. Notre Dame losses are worse than any other team's losses because I can literally blame God for ignoring my prayers. What's the point of having a dead cousin if you can't come through for a natty? BYU doesn't count because Mormonism isn't real and God hates Boston College. Okay.

All right, last one. Notre Dame losses are worse than any other team's losses because I can literally blame God for ignoring my prayers. What's the point of having a dead cousin if you can't come through for a natty? BYU doesn't count because Mormonism isn't real and God hates Boston College. Okay.

It was horrible. Okay.

It was horrible. Okay.