Colonel Portis (Larry Thor)

We need some Riz.

Need drinks fast?

Camel on down to Thirsty Camel Bottle Shops for unseriously good deals.

Drink responsibly.

Yes.

And this is how it sounded.

Uh-oh.

A freak shoulder injury threatened to prematurely end his league career.

But the best medical attention and a lot of hard work has seen Brownless make an amazing recovery.

Recruited from Girildry in New South Wales, Bill is typical of most country boys.

Shy, but with a dry sense of humour, even when reflecting on his injury.

Bill, who wants to be a primary school teacher, acknowledges his recovery has defied medical opinion, but jokes that he believes in miracles.

So, Kid Leroy, just back that up for us, please.

That can't be him.

Let's have another listen.

A freak shoulder injury threatened to prematurely end his league career.

But the best medical attention and a lot of hard work has seen Brownless make an amazing recovery.

Recruited from Girildry in New South Wales, Bill is typical of most country boys.

Shy, but with a dry sense of humour, even when reflecting on his injury.

Bill, who wants to be a primary school teacher, acknowledges his recovery has defied medical opinion, but jokes that he believes in miracles.