Coltan Scrivner

The grandma doesn't make it.

The grandma doesn't make it.

She's not there.

You know, he says, what big arms do you have?

And she says, well, all the better to hug you with.

Of course, wolves and canines in particular use their front hind legs to grasp prey, which is a little different actually than how like big cats.

Yeah, big cats will jump and they'll go straight for the jugular with their teeth.

Wolves do more of like a grasping thing and bite at the legs and they don't really bite at the jugular immediately in the same way that big cats do.

And she says, what big legs you have.

And of course, she says, all the better to run with.

Wolves are, of course, very fast, right?

What big ears and eyes you have.

And she says, all the better to see you with and hear you with.

Well, wolves are great trackers, right?

They're really good at finding people, finding prey.

And then, of course, finally, what big teeth you have, all the better to eat you with.

It's a silly way to teach kids like, hey, a wolf is a thing.

It's not going to just present itself to you.

It's probably going to try to hunt you, right?

It's going to be sneaky.