Conan O'Brien

Sona writes these things for me. Yeah, I'm sorry. And I'm not going to say this other stuff.

Sona writes these things for me. Yeah, I'm sorry. And I'm not going to say this other stuff.

Would you please substitute it with breaches? Yeah, yeah.

Would you please substitute it with breaches? Yeah, yeah.

Would you please substitute it with breaches? Yeah, yeah.

But, you know, in my own opinion, I think... I can't explain any of it. I just have had these crazy impulsive drives and impulses. And I, maybe it is glandular. I mean, at the end of the day, what did I do? I don't know what I did, but, and, and certainly it's, and it's one, one millionth of what Twain did, but it's,

But, you know, in my own opinion, I think... I can't explain any of it. I just have had these crazy impulsive drives and impulses. And I, maybe it is glandular. I mean, at the end of the day, what did I do? I don't know what I did, but, and, and certainly it's, and it's one, one millionth of what Twain did, but it's,

But, you know, in my own opinion, I think... I can't explain any of it. I just have had these crazy impulsive drives and impulses. And I, maybe it is glandular. I mean, at the end of the day, what did I do? I don't know what I did, but, and, and certainly it's, and it's one, one millionth of what Twain did, but it's,

It's funny that at the end of his life, he won't take credit for anything, and he thinks that we're all just in the void.

It's funny that at the end of his life, he won't take credit for anything, and he thinks that we're all just in the void.

It's funny that at the end of his life, he won't take credit for anything, and he thinks that we're all just in the void.

He's obsessed with the idea that Shakespeare didn't write any of it, that it was all Francis Bacon.

He's obsessed with the idea that Shakespeare didn't write any of it, that it was all Francis Bacon.

He's obsessed with the idea that Shakespeare didn't write any of it, that it was all Francis Bacon.

Also, I couldn't help but wonder if it was a little bit of professional jealousy. Like, you know, there's no way that guy did all that.

Also, I couldn't help but wonder if it was a little bit of professional jealousy. Like, you know, there's no way that guy did all that.

Also, I couldn't help but wonder if it was a little bit of professional jealousy. Like, you know, there's no way that guy did all that.

Why aren't these anecdotes about, there's so many anecdotes about me, there'd be that many anecdotes about Shakespeare. And you're like, well, no, no, it was, it was a different time.

Why aren't these anecdotes about, there's so many anecdotes about me, there'd be that many anecdotes about Shakespeare. And you're like, well, no, no, it was, it was a different time.

Why aren't these anecdotes about, there's so many anecdotes about me, there'd be that many anecdotes about Shakespeare. And you're like, well, no, no, it was, it was a different time.