Conan O'Brien

Gore Vidal was the one who really pointed it out in one of his books.

Yeah.

He really, he portrays Washington as humorless and goes out of his way to talk about his wide hips and his big butt.

No, I'm sorry.

Those are just things I needed to get out there.

Now, Ken, you're probably regretting being here.

You think I'm... You got enough friends.

You're saying, well, how did this turn this quickly?

But... How did you get me into this?

You know, more publicists have been fired after a Conor Bryan needs a friend taping.

It's always the first thing.

Why?

Whose idea?

You said...

We do have something, we have a few things in common.

One thing is that I read, I'm addicted to reading history and my wife loves fiction and she's always trying to get me to read fiction as if eating my vegetables, you know, eat your vegetables.

And I just have this burning desire to know what happened.

And if she's reading this wonderful, powerful novel, I'm like, yeah, but what happened?

That's just made up.

And so she has wonderful photos of me when we've gone on vacations over our long marriage on different beaches in a different beautiful settings, reading the most turgid, dark books about, you know, the gulag.