Conan O'Brien

How was your eulogy, by the way? She loved life. Blah, blah, blah.

Roastmaster Jeff Ross.

Roastmaster Jeff Ross.

Roastmaster Jeff Ross.

Jeff would not go by if your dad was on his way out. What's the point? Why would I go? There's no soup there. They got food? I don't think I'll go. He'd be talking to your dad as he was dying while texting.

Jeff would not go by if your dad was on his way out. What's the point? Why would I go? There's no soup there. They got food? I don't think I'll go. He'd be talking to your dad as he was dying while texting.

Jeff would not go by if your dad was on his way out. What's the point? Why would I go? There's no soup there. They got food? I don't think I'll go. He'd be talking to your dad as he was dying while texting.

But anyway, so so Roastmaster Jeffrey Roastmaster General.

But anyway, so so Roastmaster Jeffrey Roastmaster General.

But anyway, so so Roastmaster Jeffrey Roastmaster General.

God bless him. That's hilarious.

God bless him. That's hilarious.

God bless him. That's hilarious.

Oh, my God. That would be, I hope. I mean, I hope I'm able or in condition. Whenever my time comes, I hope I can be nice to be funny on the way out, wouldn't it?

Oh, my God. That would be, I hope. I mean, I hope I'm able or in condition. Whenever my time comes, I hope I can be nice to be funny on the way out, wouldn't it?

Oh, my God. That would be, I hope. I mean, I hope I'm able or in condition. Whenever my time comes, I hope I can be nice to be funny on the way out, wouldn't it?

I just want to do like, but I really want to do long involved bits that take a long time that interfere with my medical care.

I just want to do like, but I really want to do long involved bits that take a long time that interfere with my medical care.

I just want to do like, but I really want to do long involved bits that take a long time that interfere with my medical care.

Mr. O'Brien, you'd live if you could just take this pill, but we can't get it in your mouth because it keeps moving. But right, like, it's still funny, right? Like, what I'm doing is funny? I'm telling you, what you have is not that bad. You just need this antibiotic right now if you just sit still. He's dead. He wouldn't stop. Come on, you love it here. You love hanging with us. We're the best.