Conan O'Brien

And I'm happy whenever you're coming by. And I think I learned a lot about female anatomy today and male anatomy. And that Kevin Ewan's really blue. Disgusting comedian. When I'm not around, he never does that stuff for me, only for you. Sad now. But Sarah, thank you for being here.

But I don't understand. They say the bacteria is hard to defeat because it's got three components? They just said it can survive radiation.

But I don't understand. They say the bacteria is hard to defeat because it's got three components? They just said it can survive radiation.

But I don't understand. They say the bacteria is hard to defeat because it's got three components? They just said it can survive radiation.

really mean thing to say. Well... That's not how I was named Conan.

really mean thing to say. Well... That's not how I was named Conan.

really mean thing to say. Well... That's not how I was named Conan.

My dad went to the... I was unnamed for a little while. For how long? I was born... I don't think that long, but they were, you know, they want the name right away, and my dad said he wanted to go to the medical school library and look... He didn't have the name yet, and he looked up names he thought it should be interesting, and my dad had very specific...

My dad went to the... I was unnamed for a little while. For how long? I was born... I don't think that long, but they were, you know, they want the name right away, and my dad said he wanted to go to the medical school library and look... He didn't have the name yet, and he looked up names he thought it should be interesting, and my dad had very specific...

My dad went to the... I was unnamed for a little while. For how long? I was born... I don't think that long, but they were, you know, they want the name right away, and my dad said he wanted to go to the medical school library and look... He didn't have the name yet, and he looked up names he thought it should be interesting, and my dad had very specific...

ideas about how a first name should work with a last name. And because the last name is O'Brien, he thought it should end with, it should allied well with the last name.

ideas about how a first name should work with a last name. And because the last name is O'Brien, he thought it should end with, it should allied well with the last name.

ideas about how a first name should work with a last name. And because the last name is O'Brien, he thought it should end with, it should allied well with the last name.

He's right. And he also wanted something that was simple. He hated nicknames. So his name was Thomas and everyone called him Tom and he didn't like that. So he wanted a name that wouldn't be broken down into a nickname. He had all these rules. And so Luke, Neil, Conan,

He's right. And he also wanted something that was simple. He hated nicknames. So his name was Thomas and everyone called him Tom and he didn't like that. So he wanted a name that wouldn't be broken down into a nickname. He had all these rules. And so Luke, Neil, Conan,

He's right. And he also wanted something that was simple. He hated nicknames. So his name was Thomas and everyone called him Tom and he didn't like that. So he wanted a name that wouldn't be broken down into a nickname. He had all these rules. And so Luke, Neil, Conan,

He looked up and I think it's, you know, one of the early religious figure. I don't know if it was a cardinal who was in Ireland. And actually, there's a very famous thing called the Bayou Tapestry, which is this like cartoon that describes the battle in 1066 and all the things that happened when England was invaded by the Normans. And there's one panel that shows a guy fleeing

He looked up and I think it's, you know, one of the early religious figure. I don't know if it was a cardinal who was in Ireland. And actually, there's a very famous thing called the Bayou Tapestry, which is this like cartoon that describes the battle in 1066 and all the things that happened when England was invaded by the Normans. And there's one panel that shows a guy fleeing

He looked up and I think it's, you know, one of the early religious figure. I don't know if it was a cardinal who was in Ireland. And actually, there's a very famous thing called the Bayou Tapestry, which is this like cartoon that describes the battle in 1066 and all the things that happened when England was invaded by the Normans. And there's one panel that shows a guy fleeing

And underneath his name, he's a cowardly person. It says C-O-N-A-N. And then the next panel is Conan surrendering the keys to the city. And he has the keys on a long pole.